Jeesus..if there was an award for the most buzzing off the head spin ever, that had to be one of them, from the turbocharged gallop from the Superstore to Glendo in 30 mins because Eamo just had to impress a female customer with his knowledge of mudguards, through my hastily digesting Bagel , which nearly choked me, through the double whammy of me by Doofus wallace and Dingleberry Mulchrone, that nearly cost me my life in Oxygen debt trying to catch up with the laughing *******s.
Up the Cement fireroad, i'd swear the fcuikn thing was made of quicksand..
then Roo fell into a river , hilarious..
Then up the mountain , down the Spink....one of those times when your gonads are ablaze in some sort of ancient Scandanavian sex ritual involving burning seaweed and litres of Vodka.
anyway..
down the boardwalk..them down the miners trail, racing down the miners trail with Doofus and Ding a ling..was just mental..at one stage my left knee was in Alfies stomach !!
and little girl Roo was screaming behind us about the big rocks and the pointy big rocks and the sharp pointy big rocks...
then back to the car park..
later Jellabos !!!.
That was just deadly..i don't know how we're going to top that next week..
Up the Cement fireroad, i'd swear the fcuikn thing was made of quicksand..
then Roo fell into a river , hilarious..
Then up the mountain , down the Spink....one of those times when your gonads are ablaze in some sort of ancient Scandanavian sex ritual involving burning seaweed and litres of Vodka.
anyway..
down the boardwalk..them down the miners trail, racing down the miners trail with Doofus and Ding a ling..was just mental..at one stage my left knee was in Alfies stomach !!
and little girl Roo was screaming behind us about the big rocks and the pointy big rocks and the sharp pointy big rocks...
then back to the car park..
later Jellabos !!!.
That was just deadly..i don't know how we're going to top that next week..