Small MTB to borrow

Anyone got a small MTB I cud borrow for the upcoming EPic cx race on 15th October ? Was going to be doing them on my old old trance but it got robbed the other night. Wud prefer a MTB as don't want to be in competetive mode until next year's MtB season... need a break and a bike. So if anyone had anything I cud do race on wud be deadly & much appreciated ! If no other option I'd really appreciate borrowing an old cyclocross bike too .... even though skinny tyres don't float my boat 🚣

Would you not prefer to borrow a small Cyclocross bike instead?

No not my preference Graham but I'll take whatever's going .... do u have something to lend me in ur massive bike collection?

Ah would be too big for you!

It would probably fit me Graham...

Hi Caroline, If I get a chance to put my Liv Lust back together after this weekend - you can borrow that?. It's not the lightest - but might be lighter than the Trance?

Aw thanks Tara that wud be brill if u can let me know , did that Epic cx race last year & it was a weird mix of fun & hell so wud love to do it again