Right..
7.00 Djouce ..
There will be no waiting around kids.
Smithers will be running a spin from 3 rock as usual.
i'll be straight with you folks, I only want people who will be racing Senior 1 and Senior 2 next year.
While we will not be training on these spins, we have got to keep the standard of fitness as high as we can so be honest with yourself.
Richie
what..you have a week and a half to get fit for The ROc..and you are staying at home painting your toe nails..
picture the scene.
There you are , tongue hanging out..salt caked on your face from the heat, 3 strands of hair plastered to your skull under your helmet, your micky shrunken from the excessive use of charlie and phenylgooberethanol ..you are screaming inside your head ..
you are 700th coming through the beach..
and I am sitting there in my spangly speedoes, floppy hat on and enormous sunglasses , a ladyboy on one knee and an amputee prostitute on the other, sipping Mojitos..
Originally posted by Byrner;127460
and I am sitting there in my spangly speedoes, floppy hat on and enormous sunglasses , a ladyboy on one knee and an amputee prostitute on the other, sipping Mojitos..
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"GET MOVING YOU STEAMER"[/size]
Feck it I'm joining u that's my kind of party
Think I'll pack my bike bag with bulmers
and I am sitting there in my spangly speedoes, floppy hat on and enormous sunglasses , a ladyboy on one knee and an amputee prostitute on the other, sipping Mojitos..
No Terry,Im going on the road,no fecking way will I be making a fool off myself in S1 finishing 40 mins behind the winners in 40th place!!!!
good man Mick, stay right where you are and we'll have another battle royale in S2 2012 (fecked if I'm doing any digging during race season though - it's a bad mix!)
now that was excellent..
me,Damo,max,Luke,Jack,Colm McG,Skippy and Fergal hit the trails..
XTC
Bulldog
Gwangi
up Toro
dry Muck
Supernova
Middle carpark
Humps
Catskin
Down Toro
Gwangi
Limejuicer
Fartknocker
Step
Fireroad
BC
SOBC
River
Earls Drive
Upper Car Park
Secret trail
GC
Sliddery
Chasm of Discomfort
River
Climb of death
Fireroad
up xtc
great craic..absolutely non stop..
More of that please !
However a chinese spy took over Max and turned him to sh"T !!
great spin cheers lads all the good stuff covered..the things you learn on an epic spin..the HSS eclipse was at 7oc over blackrock tonite...luke is really Oz in distiguse...richie was released under the good friday agreement to get the andertons over to race the Blast with the help of the Queen and Martin Mcguiness...
did we really do all that deadly stuff?
I guess we did - that was a class spin, there was filthy talk of corpse-riders and dirty elbows-into-ribs passing techniques - some craic alright
I'm gonna have to fix my ZimmerSchmidt/HammerSchnazzle cranks though, they were giving away my age a bit
Right..
7.00 Djouce ..
There will be no waiting around kids.
Smithers will be running a spin from 3 rock as usual.
i'll be straight with you folks, I only want people who will be racing Senior 1 and Senior 2 next year.
While we will not be training on these spins, we have got to keep the standard of fitness as high as we can so be honest with yourself.
Richie
what..you have a week and a half to get fit for The ROc..and you are staying at home painting your toe nails..
picture the scene.
There you are , tongue hanging out..salt caked on your face from the heat, 3 strands of hair plastered to your skull under your helmet, your micky shrunken from the excessive use of charlie and phenylgooberethanol ..you are screaming inside your head ..
you are 700th coming through the beach..
and I am sitting there in my spangly speedoes, floppy hat on and enormous sunglasses , a ladyboy on one knee and an amputee prostitute on the other, sipping Mojitos..
Originally posted by Byrner;127460
and I am sitting there in my spangly speedoes, floppy hat on and enormous sunglasses , a ladyboy on one knee and an amputee prostitute on the other, sipping Mojitos..
[size=+5
"GET MOVING YOU STEAMER"[/size]
Feck it I'm joining u that's my kind of party
Think I'll pack my bike bag with bulmers
and I am sitting there in my spangly speedoes, floppy hat on and enormous sunglasses , a ladyboy on one knee and an amputee prostitute on the other, sipping Mojitos..
No Terry,Im going on the road,no fecking way will I be making a fool off myself in S1 finishing 40 mins behind the winners in 40th place!!!!
good man Mick, stay right where you are and we'll have another battle royale in S2 2012 (fecked if I'm doing any digging during race season though - it's a bad mix!)
now that was excellent..
me,Damo,max,Luke,Jack,Colm McG,Skippy and Fergal hit the trails..
XTC
Bulldog
Gwangi
up Toro
dry Muck
Supernova
Middle carpark
Humps
Catskin
Down Toro
Gwangi
Limejuicer
Fartknocker
Step
Fireroad
BC
SOBC
River
Earls Drive
Upper Car Park
Secret trail
GC
Sliddery
Chasm of Discomfort
River
Climb of death
Fireroad
up xtc
great craic..absolutely non stop..
More of that please !
However a chinese spy took over Max and turned him to sh"T !!
great spin cheers lads all the good stuff covered..the things you learn on an epic spin..the HSS eclipse was at 7oc over blackrock tonite...luke is really Oz in distiguse...richie was released under the good friday agreement to get the andertons over to race the Blast with the help of the Queen and Martin Mcguiness...
did we really do all that deadly stuff?
I guess we did - that was a class spin, there was filthy talk of corpse-riders and dirty elbows-into-ribs passing techniques - some craic alright
I'm gonna have to fix my ZimmerSchmidt/HammerSchnazzle cranks though, they were giving away my age a bit