Palmers to Djouce 2 hours of Power in Djouce. All the singletrack, all the pain.
Djouce Lower
past XTC and the loop of pain
LSD
XTC
DoubleTrack
Bulldog
Gwangi
Middle Car park
Humps
Catskin
Lower Ack
HArdship
Disco Stu
Earls Drive bailout 1
Red Road
Down Hardship
Lower ACK
Lakes
Double track
Dry Muck
Double track
Toro
Gwangi
Lime Juicer
Fartknocker
step
Fireroad Bailout 2
Benchcut
SOBC
Powerscourt
Earls Drive
GC
SLiddery
Across the river
Step
Home
Are you mental? I'm heading out earlier to Djouce from 3 Rock, the way real men do it, over the mountains, not on the road warbling on about the angle of my cleats!
Are you mental? I'm heading out earlier to Djouce from 3 Rock, the way real men do it, over the mountains, not on the road warbling on about the angle of my cleats!
well, its going to be a lonely and humiliating Club league for you ..starting on your own and being trampled 3 metres from the finish line by 45 savages all on 12 minute laps.
It would have been so much easier for you had you said
" No Catherine, I'm the man of the house and titular head of the family, the Club needs me and I have to make this lycra look good !"
Imagine if we were living 100 years ago and we were heading off on our Viking ships to wreak havoc on the people of America and you couldn't come because you had to be home early because you had to do the ironing !
How long do you think it would be before you were thrown out in to the Icy wastes of Stepaside ?
Don't forget the Vikings lived during the Iron age so I would have fitted right in. And unlike you lot with the blood pouring out your eyes and your 'bailout zones' when I get on my bike I'm damn sure I'm going to enjoy it and finish with a smile on my face!
but thats the little smile of a man who just made love under the covers with the lights off !
We do have the ear to ear grins of the man who has just rogered a village of vestal virgins, while the "ride of the valkyrie " is blasting in the background.
meeting at Palmers kids and riding out, unless you are weak and feeble and cannot ride your bike bike like a real man. Unless of course you have to be home to do the ironing, have lunch with the wife, do Dad stuff !
Palmers to Djouce 2 hours of Power in Djouce. All the singletrack, all the pain.
Djouce Lower
past XTC and the loop of pain
LSD
XTC
DoubleTrack
Bulldog
Gwangi
Middle Car park
Humps
Catskin
Lower Ack
HArdship
Disco Stu
Earls Drive bailout 1
Red Road
Down Hardship
Lower ACK
Lakes
Double track
Dry Muck
Double track
Toro
Gwangi
Lime Juicer
Fartknocker
step
Fireroad Bailout 2
Benchcut
SOBC
Powerscourt
Earls Drive
GC
SLiddery
Across the river
Step
Home
Are you mental? I'm heading out earlier to Djouce from 3 Rock, the way real men do it, over the mountains, not on the road warbling on about the angle of my cleats!
Are you mental? I'm heading out earlier to Djouce from 3 Rock, the way real men do it, over the mountains, not on the road warbling on about the angle of my cleats!
well, its going to be a lonely and humiliating Club league for you ..starting on your own and being trampled 3 metres from the finish line by 45 savages all on 12 minute laps.
It would have been so much easier for you had you said
" No Catherine, I'm the man of the house and titular head of the family, the Club needs me and I have to make this lycra look good !"
Imagine if we were living 100 years ago and we were heading off on our Viking ships to wreak havoc on the people of America and you couldn't come because you had to be home early because you had to do the ironing !
How long do you think it would be before you were thrown out in to the Icy wastes of Stepaside ?
Don't forget the Vikings lived during the Iron age so I would have fitted right in. And unlike you lot with the blood pouring out your eyes and your 'bailout zones' when I get on my bike I'm damn sure I'm going to enjoy it and finish with a smile on my face!
but thats the little smile of a man who just made love under the covers with the lights off !
We do have the ear to ear grins of the man who has just rogered a village of vestal virgins, while the "ride of the valkyrie " is blasting in the background.
meeting at Palmers kids and riding out, unless you are weak and feeble and cannot ride your bike bike like a real man. Unless of course you have to be home to do the ironing, have lunch with the wife, do Dad stuff !
Palmers to Djouce 2 hours of Power in Djouce. All the singletrack, all the pain.
Djouce Lower
past XTC and the loop of pain
LSD
XTC
DoubleTrack
Bulldog
Gwangi
Middle Car park
Humps
Catskin
Lower Ack
HArdship
Disco Stu
Earls Drive bailout 1
Red Road
Down Hardship
Lower ACK
Lakes
Double track
Dry Muck
Double track
Toro
Gwangi
Lime Juicer
Fartknocker
step
Fireroad Bailout 2
Benchcut
SOBC
Powerscourt
Earls Drive
GC
SLiddery
Across the river
Step
Home
Are you mental? I'm heading out earlier to Djouce from 3 Rock, the way real men do it, over the mountains, not on the road warbling on about the angle of my cleats!
Are you mental? I'm heading out earlier to Djouce from 3 Rock, the way real men do it, over the mountains, not on the road warbling on about the angle of my cleats!
well, its going to be a lonely and humiliating Club league for you ..starting on your own and being trampled 3 metres from the finish line by 45 savages all on 12 minute laps.
It would have been so much easier for you had you said
" No Catherine, I'm the man of the house and titular head of the family, the Club needs me and I have to make this lycra look good !"
Imagine if we were living 100 years ago and we were heading off on our Viking ships to wreak havoc on the people of America and you couldn't come because you had to be home early because you had to do the ironing !
How long do you think it would be before you were thrown out in to the Icy wastes of Stepaside ?
Don't forget the Vikings lived during the Iron age so I would have fitted right in. And unlike you lot with the blood pouring out your eyes and your 'bailout zones' when I get on my bike I'm damn sure I'm going to enjoy it and finish with a smile on my face!
but thats the little smile of a man who just made love under the covers with the lights off !
We do have the ear to ear grins of the man who has just rogered a village of vestal virgins, while the "ride of the valkyrie " is blasting in the background.
meeting at Palmers kids and riding out, unless you are weak and feeble and cannot ride your bike bike like a real man. Unless of course you have to be home to do the ironing, have lunch with the wife, do Dad stuff !
Palmers to Djouce 2 hours of Power in Djouce. All the singletrack, all the pain.
Djouce Lower
past XTC and the loop of pain
LSD
XTC
DoubleTrack
Bulldog
Gwangi
Middle Car park
Humps
Catskin
Lower Ack
HArdship
Disco Stu
Earls Drive bailout 1
Red Road
Down Hardship
Lower ACK
Lakes
Double track
Dry Muck
Double track
Toro
Gwangi
Lime Juicer
Fartknocker
step
Fireroad Bailout 2
Benchcut
SOBC
Powerscourt
Earls Drive
GC
SLiddery
Across the river
Step
Home
Are you mental? I'm heading out earlier to Djouce from 3 Rock, the way real men do it, over the mountains, not on the road warbling on about the angle of my cleats!
Are you mental? I'm heading out earlier to Djouce from 3 Rock, the way real men do it, over the mountains, not on the road warbling on about the angle of my cleats!
well, its going to be a lonely and humiliating Club league for you ..starting on your own and being trampled 3 metres from the finish line by 45 savages all on 12 minute laps.
It would have been so much easier for you had you said
" No Catherine, I'm the man of the house and titular head of the family, the Club needs me and I have to make this lycra look good !"
Imagine if we were living 100 years ago and we were heading off on our Viking ships to wreak havoc on the people of America and you couldn't come because you had to be home early because you had to do the ironing !
How long do you think it would be before you were thrown out in to the Icy wastes of Stepaside ?
Don't forget the Vikings lived during the Iron age so I would have fitted right in. And unlike you lot with the blood pouring out your eyes and your 'bailout zones' when I get on my bike I'm damn sure I'm going to enjoy it and finish with a smile on my face!
but thats the little smile of a man who just made love under the covers with the lights off !
We do have the ear to ear grins of the man who has just rogered a village of vestal virgins, while the "ride of the valkyrie " is blasting in the background.
meeting at Palmers kids and riding out, unless you are weak and feeble and cannot ride your bike bike like a real man. Unless of course you have to be home to do the ironing, have lunch with the wife, do Dad stuff !