Need a fixie....simple and clean...wanted

Fixie's,ridin by pretentious ******s.No substance regarding bike handling/stopping or performance,these ladyboys are too busy getting their nuts waxed and buying their face creams in BT.I will give respect to professional couriers,as they are using a perfect low maintence bike for their income.
yep, nonsense, 300 for fixie, should be made from whatever scrap you can get from the floor of your shed and only used to get in an out of town and be so unattractive that you can leave it inlocked and nobody would be bothered to nick it. Having a clean anodised colour coded shop bought hack = fail.
Do they still even have cycle couriers? or has the interweb thingy done away with that as well?