family for sale

Wife and kids up for sale
2 girls - 5yo and 1.5 year old plus mother
Excellent working order - some behaviour issues with the 5yo but no scratches or dents.
Wife true and balanced - great for a long spins
need space for cycling and jaegerbombs..

Would you consider and part-exchange on that?

I have One and a half wifez, twelve babby chaps broken down into, Two girls, eight Boys and the other two its abit hard to work out.
Will also throw in a handfull of chickens two dogs and a goat. All in perfect order except one of the dogs has only three legs but barks better than the other one.

Ive had a go on the wife... rides well. A good catch if someone is stupid enough to want a family; i recomend sticking with bikes the family thing is over rated.