Turbo trainers wanted

hello, we need a few turbo trainers for an experiment..I think the ones that the back wheels go in to would be best..has anybody got one they are thinking of throwing out !!
Please !!
What sort of experiment? Will there be mice? Will they power the tubo trainer so we don't have to? Could we not just make out own out of two chairs and a brush handle?

If we are going to have turbo trainers we need to have Sunglasses, a little rack for holding the bikes while we sit around, some plastic bowls for pasta and sun umbrella. That’s what they have in the pictures on cyclingnews.com
why not, we'll add to the Glam ..by the way, you are Jacks bitch now !! Enjoy yourself !!