Lawnmower mechanic?

howdy
My lawnmower is being a b*llox and won't start.
The rip cord is in bits, and I turned it upside down to squirt WD-40 on the seized centre-shaft and got it freed up but then loads of oil started pouring out of it
I called it every name under the sun but it's still sitting there laughing at me
Anyone know where/who can fix it?
What about yourself Smithers?
It's like a mini-motorbike engine surely?
yes, I am calling you Shirley....
Burn it, petrol mowers are the devil in a different form! I borrowed one once, yanked the shagger for ages till the cord snapped, opened up the gubbins and most of the innerds launched themselves all over the garden. I have a one year old one that barely works.

I still have my electric one which iI can't bear to get rid of as I don't trust the petrol.
Don...you're a pussy..Petrol Lawnmowers are like Speedos..only for real men !! you must have some sort of bumfluff calibre grass in your garden..the grass/weeds/3rd World Countries in my garden can only be taken on by serious Lawnmower..
Stewart Carr would probably be able to help you ,Fergal..hes deadly at fixing stuff....Don can barely open Venetian blinds FFS !!
Fergal, try The Garden Shop in Cabinteely village, that's where we get most of the machines from the golf sorted..
Even better Fergal There is a lawnmower man in the lane here where I am and he is sooooooooooooooo cheap I will have to charge a bit to make you feel as if you actually paid something. Bring it to me Baby!!!