For Sale - Joe mcCalls 1st Place Prize Money

I have in my possession Joe McCalls prize money for Sundays race..I don't know how much is in the envelope but its fairly thick and its sentimental value on Ebay alone is worth millions, well thousands, hundreds, perhaps a few old pence..
if you can tell me a dirty story about Joe thats completely true its yours !!! Come on now, everybody thinks the Elite racers like Joe, Bob Benchcut, Sherlock Bones, Richie Wobbilyhead, Evian Waters are all clean living pasta weighing leg shavers..but having been around some of them for 20 years I know better..
But Joe is one of the few thats a family man, with a serious job ..in fact i've been talking to Spielberg about a movie about his life..Tom Hanks is the obvious choice for Joe, Robin Williams as Bob Benchcut, Brad Pitt as Craig Brady, Al Pacino as Mark Kenny and Eva Longoria as Ken Farrar !!
Anyway !! Stories about Joe please !!

I know for a fact that Shona was chatting him up last week, she was trying to pull a fast one.

Ha ha ha ha ha........hilarious

I was buying a 2nd hand VW golf estate from a garage in bray in 2004
Looked in the log book to see the service history; every service interval was filled in as full service, with the same blue biro, in the same handwriting -all done at the same time (obviously just before it was traded to the garage)
the signature for each service - Joe McCall...

So i bought it

Jez, where do I start....I have loads of stories.......I'll tell you them in the pub after the club race on thur.......

Sorry I couldnt hang around, coyner was in a real rush to get home. I sent a mail to XMTB thanking them....fab race.

He does the best wedding speaches you have EVER heard....on spec, and he wasnt even the best man!!

I have a airport, chewing gum and ass hair story....