New Shovel

Now I know you geeks love your bikes and kalkalash coated stanchions and UV inner gear cables and gripshifters and hybollix brakes..but none of you would have anywhere to ride your bikes if it wasn't for digging implements..once upon a time the Mattock was the tool of choice for the Bandit Digger..
heres the tool that complements the Mattock
the Excavator



Astride this Bad Girl I will create 4 new trails for 2011s Freeride NPS..
yes folks..don't buy anymore XC or DH Specific items..after this weekend..XC becomes extinct and DH just become a vague expensive memory , you will look back and remember the day I unveiled " Betsy " the Ultimate digging tool..
When asked about " Betsy " reknowned Dirt Diggler, Fergal " Guns " Kilkenny ..
Replied " Whaa?"

Does anybody know where I can get a Tattoo for Betsy or does chainreaction do self lubricating bits of cloth ?

hey, I feel vastly inferior now
I need one of those - where can I get one?
I am not a man until I have one over my shoulder walking up to the aerials with a menacing snarl and a team of digglers with me...

I got it in Woodies in Carrickmines for €40 ( I just had to have her) but I will discuss availability cheaperly with my " Providing Ninja " so keep your hand in your pocket for the time being !
You may touch it later if you like !

"kalkalash coated stanchions"

hahhahaah!! That made it into my Byrners list of gems, I'm going to publish a book when complete and call it 'Byrne After Reading'.