So you think you deserve to call yourself a Mountainbiker

Crap!! Where are our in house Guru's on Pornograficanations inanyways!!

Thats a new word right there the next trail I find that does not have a name thats it!!
thats Derrybawn and the miners trail Flano..however its not easy to find and its in the National Park and they hate us..imagine that, you're not allowed cycle up a mountain that the Weather and hundreds of millions of poxbottle fat arsed lard eating sweat arsed priest supporting non-tax paying Daniel O Donnell loving wear out ! If they catch you they will scold you and take your name and address , thats after they drive their 3.5 liter Dieselers up the Fireroad after you ..not only that you could drive an Abrams tank down the miners trail its that savage..which is also funny because not only did they use a helicopter to drop off piles of rocks to build it , they also put down 3k of Creosote treated sleepers along the spink..now its bad enough that the high and mighty among them berate me and others for riding these things , they put Creosote which the rain washes off, which runs down the cliff into the Glendo Upper lake, which has or at least had a colony of Arctic Char living in it ( its a fish ) that have been living there since the last Ice age ..I wonder if the Creosote that coated the Sleepers has killed them off..the Sleepers which by the way were also dropped off by helicopter so that the poxy walkers wouldn't get their freakin feet wet ! So ..hundred of millions spent on creosote covered sleepers that probably killed off a rare fish, versus a handful of mtbers that are not fat, everybody knows that cows and fat people are causing climate change with there constant farting of methane in to the atmosphere. Hence the **** weather we are having ..
Where was I ?
Yeah..I'm not against walkers..some of my less enlightened friends enjoy a walk, its just that Coillte, the NPWS and Cycling Ireland put them above MTBers all the time..
that hurts my fookin feelings, doesn't it hurt yours my fellow mtbers..
wait..they..the above Triangle of terror..have cited User Conflict as an issue..how many walkers have we murdered or attempted to murder, yet theres a walking bag of sh it on 3 Rock that is booby trapping walking trails in order to kill and maim us.
The Triangle of Terror..I love that myself !!
Did you also know that Creosote* is Napalm before they ignite it..










*thats probably bollocks !!
Derrybawn looks lovely indeed, I was only looking to walk it Richie ! Thanks for the info, ill look out for the creosote and C*^ts on the way!
Crap!! Where are our in house Guru's on Pornograficanations inanyways!!

Thats a new word right there the next trail I find that does not have a name thats it!!
thats Derrybawn and the miners trail Flano..however its not easy to find and its in the National Park and they hate us..imagine that, you're not allowed cycle up a mountain that the Weather and hundreds of millions of poxbottle fat arsed lard eating sweat arsed priest supporting non-tax paying Daniel O Donnell loving wear out ! If they catch you they will scold you and take your name and address , thats after they drive their 3.5 liter Dieselers up the Fireroad after you ..not only that you could drive an Abrams tank down the miners trail its that savage..which is also funny because not only did they use a helicopter to drop off piles of rocks to build it , they also put down 3k of Creosote treated sleepers along the spink..now its bad enough that the high and mighty among them berate me and others for riding these things , they put Creosote which the rain washes off, which runs down the cliff into the Glendo Upper lake, which has or at least had a colony of Arctic Char living in it ( its a fish ) that have been living there since the last Ice age ..I wonder if the Creosote that coated the Sleepers has killed them off..the Sleepers which by the way were also dropped off by helicopter so that the poxy walkers wouldn't get their freakin feet wet ! So ..hundred of millions spent on creosote covered sleepers that probably killed off a rare fish, versus a handful of mtbers that are not fat, everybody knows that cows and fat people are causing climate change with there constant farting of methane in to the atmosphere. Hence the **** weather we are having ..
Where was I ?
Yeah..I'm not against walkers..some of my less enlightened friends enjoy a walk, its just that Coillte, the NPWS and Cycling Ireland put them above MTBers all the time..
that hurts my fookin feelings, doesn't it hurt yours my fellow mtbers..
wait..they..the above Triangle of terror..have cited User Conflict as an issue..how many walkers have we murdered or attempted to murder, yet theres a walking bag of sh it on 3 Rock that is booby trapping walking trails in order to kill and maim us.
The Triangle of Terror..I love that myself !!
Did you also know that Creosote* is Napalm before they ignite it..










*thats probably bollocks !!
Derrybawn looks lovely indeed, I was only looking to walk it Richie ! Thanks for the info, ill look out for the creosote and C*^ts on the way!