A King will rise...



The world is changed.

I see it in the forest, I feel it in the dirt, I smell it in the air.
Much that was once bland, is now gnar, for there are those that live, who have made it that way.

It all began with the spin of the great King, me - "Gnargh Morgus".
I ruled all, I dominated the forests, the trails, the open mountain.
My prowess was unmatched across the lands.

On the slopes of Ticknock, across the peak of ThreeRock, through the singletrack and over the rugged earth, nothing would stand in my path.

I was up to 11 before 10 was ever invented.

People would see me approach from a great distance, they would cower in the mud and gorse, and avert their terrified eyes as I drew ever closer.

A splatter of mud, the rumble of heavily-treaded tyres like thunder across tree-roots, my unlimited strength was transferred into the cranks of my
iron steed, the very earth would shudder from my power, and then in a spray of roost, I was gone.

Many once knew and feared me, none remain, until now...

Legend has it, when I died (from an 18ft huck-to-doom), my lifeforce seeped from my wounds into the hill, infusing it with all my experience,
skill and strength.

The wise ones say a 'chosen one' who puts tyre to dirt, will inherit the King's mighty power, and rule once more, now comes the time for the chosen one to prove himself.

An unstoppable force will rise, a legend reborn from the very soil that holds the spirit of Gnargh Morgus.

One King to rule you all.
So , is this an Enduro then ? Or is some sort of Jousting contest ? How much, how many stages ? categories, Prizes ..I hope you get the Weather for it or 3 Rock will slide in to the sea this time.
I wonder if Jackson will be doing it... given the fact that it has an English king in it's logo! :D
I never copped that..what kind of gobsh ite would advertise on here with an English King ..which one is it ? and how did you know ?
Patience my sons-of-schlomp, all will be revealed very soon.
At my disposal, I have the choice of 11 trails, of these I will be hand picking the perfect 5 stages, the weather will matter nothing to my biking brethren.
Fear not! I will be bestowing the trails-of-the-Gods upon thee.

Answer the call of Morgus!

Death or Glory awaits!
Fool!
I am Morgus, son of Morgoth (The Mangler), 890AC to 973DC, yes, from AC/DC I reigned, and will once more...
Originally posted by Max Power View Post
John (1199-1216) (Jean Sans Terre)

Fourth son of Henry II. Known as "Lackland"
is he the lad Robin Hood was always acting the maggot with ?
Originally posted by KingO3Rock View Post
Fool!
I am Morgus, son of Morgoth (The Mangler), 890AC to 973DC, yes, from AC/DC I reigned, and will once more...
right so..
didn't he also Outlaw the Irish, if you are going to claim kingship of Ireland at least be Brian Boru or Gay Byrne..not some limey steamer, what a joke !
and hes the poxbottle that stabbed the Barons in the back about the Magna Carta !! how apt !
So, my friends in the land Of MAD, tell me this is going to be a great event, they are putting in a huge effort to make it a success, its going to avoid as much of the trails used in the gravity Enduro as possible and they are busy digging themselves in to a frenzy..
A team Event on the Saturday..and an Enduro on the Sunday, I'm not going to the Roc due to the new Shop and i will have retired from racing but i will be at this to cheer on the Club and support MAD..


The world is changed.

I see it in the forest, I feel it in the dirt, I smell it in the air.
Much that was once bland, is now gnar, for there are those that live, who have made it that way.

It all began with the spin of the great King, me - "Gnargh Morgus".
I ruled all, I dominated the forests, the trails, the open mountain.
My prowess was unmatched across the lands.

On the slopes of Ticknock, across the peak of ThreeRock, through the singletrack and over the rugged earth, nothing would stand in my path.

I was up to 11 before 10 was ever invented.

People would see me approach from a great distance, they would cower in the mud and gorse, and avert their terrified eyes as I drew ever closer.

A splatter of mud, the rumble of heavily-treaded tyres like thunder across tree-roots, my unlimited strength was transferred into the cranks of my
iron steed, the very earth would shudder from my power, and then in a spray of roost, I was gone.

Many once knew and feared me, none remain, until now...

Legend has it, when I died (from an 18ft huck-to-doom), my lifeforce seeped from my wounds into the hill, infusing it with all my experience,
skill and strength.

The wise ones say a 'chosen one' who puts tyre to dirt, will inherit the King's mighty power, and rule once more, now comes the time for the chosen one to prove himself.

An unstoppable force will rise, a legend reborn from the very soil that holds the spirit of Gnargh Morgus.

One King to rule you all.
So , is this an Enduro then ? Or is some sort of Jousting contest ? How much, how many stages ? categories, Prizes ..I hope you get the Weather for it or 3 Rock will slide in to the sea this time.
I wonder if Jackson will be doing it... given the fact that it has an English king in it's logo! :D
I never copped that..what kind of gobsh ite would advertise on here with an English King ..which one is it ? and how did you know ?
Patience my sons-of-schlomp, all will be revealed very soon.
At my disposal, I have the choice of 11 trails, of these I will be hand picking the perfect 5 stages, the weather will matter nothing to my biking brethren.
Fear not! I will be bestowing the trails-of-the-Gods upon thee.

Answer the call of Morgus!

Death or Glory awaits!
Fool!
I am Morgus, son of Morgoth (The Mangler), 890AC to 973DC, yes, from AC/DC I reigned, and will once more...
Originally posted by Max Power View Post
John (1199-1216) (Jean Sans Terre)

Fourth son of Henry II. Known as "Lackland"
is he the lad Robin Hood was always acting the maggot with ?
Originally posted by KingO3Rock View Post
Fool!
I am Morgus, son of Morgoth (The Mangler), 890AC to 973DC, yes, from AC/DC I reigned, and will once more...
right so..
didn't he also Outlaw the Irish, if you are going to claim kingship of Ireland at least be Brian Boru or Gay Byrne..not some limey steamer, what a joke !
and hes the poxbottle that stabbed the Barons in the back about the Magna Carta !! how apt !
So, my friends in the land Of MAD, tell me this is going to be a great event, they are putting in a huge effort to make it a success, its going to avoid as much of the trails used in the gravity Enduro as possible and they are busy digging themselves in to a frenzy..
A team Event on the Saturday..and an Enduro on the Sunday, I'm not going to the Roc due to the new Shop and i will have retired from racing but i will be at this to cheer on the Club and support MAD..