ah ha..fooled you **** stirring *******s ...muhahhahhaaahhaaaaaaaaa
The great Sports debate
you have FAR too much time on your hands mister byrne....
No, i just multi task..!!
so you're really a girl?????
I'll get the Commission after you for that prank :mad:
yeah, you pranker...
thats me a big girlie pranker..fcuks sake , i've been doing this a long time..but only in the past couple of years have I seen a level of nauseating bitchiness and downright badness surface.
The Sports is for people who want to have a go.
Nobody races because they think its fun..they race because they think they are deadly..
and who doesn't want to improve..
you would want to see the **** i'm taking and the miles i'm putting in..just to be competitive in Vets..
I'm up at 6 most mornings training..
while ****heads are whinging because the sports is being reverted to what it was created for..
and they can no longer get a handy result, what kind of ***** wants to pound some goober fresh from Ballinastoe, these people are too chicken to race the right category
and do you know what else,
THEY ARE ALSO TOO CHICKEN, TOO FEEBLE, TOO FAR UP THEIR OWN ARSE TO TAKE ON THE EPIC BLAST.
" hello Tarquin, I was racing the NPS at the weekend, i came 7th in Sports yes, i'm a real mtb racer i am, I beat Donal from accounts,I'm now on 30 points in the Sports league and hes on 25, i'm bound to get a ride off devla now"
Cop on to yourselves..if you are at this game longer than a year you are not sports you're a ****in expert, stop selling yourselves short.
Richie
The Sports is for people who want to have a go.
Nobody races because they think its fun..they race because they think they are deadly..
and who doesn't want to improve..
you would want to see the **** i'm taking and the miles i'm putting in..just to be competitive in Vets..
I'm up at 6 most mornings training..
while ****heads are whinging because the sports is being reverted to what it was created for..
and they can no longer get a handy result, what kind of ***** wants to pound some goober fresh from Ballinastoe, these people are too chicken to race the right category
and do you know what else,
THEY ARE ALSO TOO CHICKEN, TOO FEEBLE, TOO FAR UP THEIR OWN ARSE TO TAKE ON THE EPIC BLAST.
" hello Tarquin, I was racing the NPS at the weekend, i came 7th in Sports yes, i'm a real mtb racer i am, I beat Donal from accounts,I'm now on 30 points in the Sports league and hes on 25, i'm bound to get a ride off devla now"
Cop on to yourselves..if you are at this game longer than a year you are not sports you're a ****in expert, stop selling yourselves short.
Richie
Amazing, I just can't get that many words out all at once, it's a real gift you have
i know, i'm like a feckin machine..still, its better than regurgitating the same old tripe week n , week out about something that doesn't involve me or never will.
It would be so simple to answer a stupid **** with a punch in the head or better yet,
a good old fashioned Noggin handshake.
It would be so simple to answer a stupid **** with a punch in the head or better yet,
a good old fashioned Noggin handshake.
You mention this dude Tarquin quite a lot lately. He steel your sweets as a kid or something ?
No wait he sold you ****ty insurance,
an investment vehicle ?
a vehicle ?
No wait he sold you ****ty insurance,
an investment vehicle ?
a vehicle ?
You know what, the best thing about this site is that you never know which Richie Byrne is going to turn up. The master of all inclusiveness or the goober hating arbiter of all things right and proper in mtb, not to mention a few things in between and different.
yay...i try to be all things to all men..!!
or am I just having the craic ?
or am I just having the craic ?
Bren, Tarquin is a metaphor, for lads with the big dumbass glasses, the kind we were made wear as kids in the 70's becuase they were free.
That for some bizarre reason are now in fashion and cost 500 smegs.
He is the guy in the office on a monday that wears the Fox t-shirt to the company BBQ and on Mondays talks about the Black run in Ballinastoe and about off trail adventures in Jooce.
And he usually drives a subaru and listens to moby or Dido or ***** or whatever the dreary bint is called.
I've never been sold anything dodgy or had my sweets stolen. We didn't have sweets in the 70's we had cigarrettes and heroin.
My point about the sports is, who really really cares if its taken seriously, its supposed to be about skidding into corners and not pulling the brakes till the last minute.
Having a ham sandwich in your Camelbak and a crusty shammy in your baggies.
If you want to race for Fun ( when I mean fun its actually chaos and mayhem) do the Blast.
if you have never been to the Blast then its like going through life without ever knowing love.
You know you've missed out on something but you're not quite sure what it is.
Godnight and god bless..
I have to stack my Gabaeh with my phrenoxidol, and wash it down with some enduranceomodichiline
That for some bizarre reason are now in fashion and cost 500 smegs.
He is the guy in the office on a monday that wears the Fox t-shirt to the company BBQ and on Mondays talks about the Black run in Ballinastoe and about off trail adventures in Jooce.
And he usually drives a subaru and listens to moby or Dido or ***** or whatever the dreary bint is called.
I've never been sold anything dodgy or had my sweets stolen. We didn't have sweets in the 70's we had cigarrettes and heroin.
My point about the sports is, who really really cares if its taken seriously, its supposed to be about skidding into corners and not pulling the brakes till the last minute.
Having a ham sandwich in your Camelbak and a crusty shammy in your baggies.
If you want to race for Fun ( when I mean fun its actually chaos and mayhem) do the Blast.
if you have never been to the Blast then its like going through life without ever knowing love.
You know you've missed out on something but you're not quite sure what it is.
Godnight and god bless..
I have to stack my Gabaeh with my phrenoxidol, and wash it down with some enduranceomodichiline
Priceless - best summation of the sports debate thus far.
There should be a rule. You can't win sports unless it's been witness and confirmed by a marshall that they saw the one or more of the following.
1. whites of your eyes
2. Multiple dabs
3. Being pushed reluctantly off the start ramp
4. A tecnical exit from bike
5. Weeping by the side of track
6. Arriving at the finish wrapped in barrior tape.
7. Tyre marks on you or your bike.
8. Production of a Mars bar you've half eaten on the way down.
9. Displaying a complete lack of understanding for gravity.
1. whites of your eyes
2. Multiple dabs
3. Being pushed reluctantly off the start ramp
4. A tecnical exit from bike
5. Weeping by the side of track
6. Arriving at the finish wrapped in barrior tape.
7. Tyre marks on you or your bike.
8. Production of a Mars bar you've half eaten on the way down.
9. Displaying a complete lack of understanding for gravity.
ah ha..fooled you **** stirring *******s ...muhahhahhaaahhaaaaaaaaa
you have FAR too much time on your hands mister byrne....
No, i just multi task..!!
so you're really a girl?????
I'll get the Commission after you for that prank :mad:
yeah, you pranker...
thats me a big girlie pranker..fcuks sake , i've been doing this a long time..but only in the past couple of years have I seen a level of nauseating bitchiness and downright badness surface.
The Sports is for people who want to have a go.
Nobody races because they think its fun..they race because they think they are deadly..
and who doesn't want to improve..
you would want to see the **** i'm taking and the miles i'm putting in..just to be competitive in Vets..
I'm up at 6 most mornings training..
while ****heads are whinging because the sports is being reverted to what it was created for..
and they can no longer get a handy result, what kind of ***** wants to pound some goober fresh from Ballinastoe, these people are too chicken to race the right category
and do you know what else,
THEY ARE ALSO TOO CHICKEN, TOO FEEBLE, TOO FAR UP THEIR OWN ARSE TO TAKE ON THE EPIC BLAST.
" hello Tarquin, I was racing the NPS at the weekend, i came 7th in Sports yes, i'm a real mtb racer i am, I beat Donal from accounts,I'm now on 30 points in the Sports league and hes on 25, i'm bound to get a ride off devla now"
Cop on to yourselves..if you are at this game longer than a year you are not sports you're a ****in expert, stop selling yourselves short.
Richie
The Sports is for people who want to have a go.
Nobody races because they think its fun..they race because they think they are deadly..
and who doesn't want to improve..
you would want to see the **** i'm taking and the miles i'm putting in..just to be competitive in Vets..
I'm up at 6 most mornings training..
while ****heads are whinging because the sports is being reverted to what it was created for..
and they can no longer get a handy result, what kind of ***** wants to pound some goober fresh from Ballinastoe, these people are too chicken to race the right category
and do you know what else,
THEY ARE ALSO TOO CHICKEN, TOO FEEBLE, TOO FAR UP THEIR OWN ARSE TO TAKE ON THE EPIC BLAST.
" hello Tarquin, I was racing the NPS at the weekend, i came 7th in Sports yes, i'm a real mtb racer i am, I beat Donal from accounts,I'm now on 30 points in the Sports league and hes on 25, i'm bound to get a ride off devla now"
Cop on to yourselves..if you are at this game longer than a year you are not sports you're a ****in expert, stop selling yourselves short.
Richie
Amazing, I just can't get that many words out all at once, it's a real gift you have
i know, i'm like a feckin machine..still, its better than regurgitating the same old tripe week n , week out about something that doesn't involve me or never will.
It would be so simple to answer a stupid **** with a punch in the head or better yet,
a good old fashioned Noggin handshake.
It would be so simple to answer a stupid **** with a punch in the head or better yet,
a good old fashioned Noggin handshake.
You mention this dude Tarquin quite a lot lately. He steel your sweets as a kid or something ?
No wait he sold you ****ty insurance,
an investment vehicle ?
a vehicle ?
No wait he sold you ****ty insurance,
an investment vehicle ?
a vehicle ?
You know what, the best thing about this site is that you never know which Richie Byrne is going to turn up. The master of all inclusiveness or the goober hating arbiter of all things right and proper in mtb, not to mention a few things in between and different.
yay...i try to be all things to all men..!!
or am I just having the craic ?
or am I just having the craic ?
Bren, Tarquin is a metaphor, for lads with the big dumbass glasses, the kind we were made wear as kids in the 70's becuase they were free.
That for some bizarre reason are now in fashion and cost 500 smegs.
He is the guy in the office on a monday that wears the Fox t-shirt to the company BBQ and on Mondays talks about the Black run in Ballinastoe and about off trail adventures in Jooce.
And he usually drives a subaru and listens to moby or Dido or ***** or whatever the dreary bint is called.
I've never been sold anything dodgy or had my sweets stolen. We didn't have sweets in the 70's we had cigarrettes and heroin.
My point about the sports is, who really really cares if its taken seriously, its supposed to be about skidding into corners and not pulling the brakes till the last minute.
Having a ham sandwich in your Camelbak and a crusty shammy in your baggies.
If you want to race for Fun ( when I mean fun its actually chaos and mayhem) do the Blast.
if you have never been to the Blast then its like going through life without ever knowing love.
You know you've missed out on something but you're not quite sure what it is.
Godnight and god bless..
I have to stack my Gabaeh with my phrenoxidol, and wash it down with some enduranceomodichiline
That for some bizarre reason are now in fashion and cost 500 smegs.
He is the guy in the office on a monday that wears the Fox t-shirt to the company BBQ and on Mondays talks about the Black run in Ballinastoe and about off trail adventures in Jooce.
And he usually drives a subaru and listens to moby or Dido or ***** or whatever the dreary bint is called.
I've never been sold anything dodgy or had my sweets stolen. We didn't have sweets in the 70's we had cigarrettes and heroin.
My point about the sports is, who really really cares if its taken seriously, its supposed to be about skidding into corners and not pulling the brakes till the last minute.
Having a ham sandwich in your Camelbak and a crusty shammy in your baggies.
If you want to race for Fun ( when I mean fun its actually chaos and mayhem) do the Blast.
if you have never been to the Blast then its like going through life without ever knowing love.
You know you've missed out on something but you're not quite sure what it is.
Godnight and god bless..
I have to stack my Gabaeh with my phrenoxidol, and wash it down with some enduranceomodichiline
Priceless - best summation of the sports debate thus far.
There should be a rule. You can't win sports unless it's been witness and confirmed by a marshall that they saw the one or more of the following.
1. whites of your eyes
2. Multiple dabs
3. Being pushed reluctantly off the start ramp
4. A tecnical exit from bike
5. Weeping by the side of track
6. Arriving at the finish wrapped in barrior tape.
7. Tyre marks on you or your bike.
8. Production of a Mars bar you've half eaten on the way down.
9. Displaying a complete lack of understanding for gravity.
1. whites of your eyes
2. Multiple dabs
3. Being pushed reluctantly off the start ramp
4. A tecnical exit from bike
5. Weeping by the side of track
6. Arriving at the finish wrapped in barrior tape.
7. Tyre marks on you or your bike.
8. Production of a Mars bar you've half eaten on the way down.
9. Displaying a complete lack of understanding for gravity.