you're wasting an opportunity Don, you should remind her that you only grew fat and unloveable because you stayed at home watching Eastenders and helping her with the housework. You need to cop on and let her know its all her fault.
Yeah , all her fault. Repeat that to yourself when you're forced to do the ironing or cut the grass and some of us are either drunk and leering at other women or riding our bikes up the mountains having the craic.
And theres no short cuts or easy answers to your fitness and blobule situation.
its hard work, sacrifice and commitment that you need and a few drums of Testostomaxiprotein.
Heres your chance to cast off your metrosexual bonds and get stuck in with the rest of us crotch scratching cavemen..
You won't regret it, I promise you,
look at the state of you..go home look at your self in the mirror, if you can stand 10 seconds without looking away then you need my help, if you can't love yourself for 10 seconds then how can you expect your wife too, too.
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sory wrong number thats my sex advice line..
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