How to speak Dublinese

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw6AfFfUc1Q

Get up the yard ye Jackeens.....!!!

Yogi where the hell have you been?!

Now where's that clip of Tommy Tiernan doing the Cork accent? Something about travellers speaking French or something like that...

I know ya, it's been a while.The park ranger was being a bit of a coont and disconnected my internet connection. The reality being that I discovered girls. They are great fun...

Can I get my old user name "Yogi" back? Can that foxy leader of yours sort it out or is there actually brains behind this operation?

oh you've asked for it now ..I'll change your name alright !!!

You're a very nice man Richard... XXX