PR Assistant wanted

I need an assistant !!
EPICmtb needs a PR person.
Somebody to run the Burco and the tent at races. Organise Club Merchandise and get me coffee and answer the 1 million questions I get everyday about everything!
Has to be a Non Racer and somebody who wants to promote EPIC as a Club and a Philosophy .
Will also have to answer to Alfie Club Chairman and Jack Club Secretary.
The rewards are simple, possible photo in Dirt magazine, bits of Sponsorship I don;t want, free drink at EPIC events and free membership of EPIC.
Come on now !! this is an opportunity of a lifetime
Richie Byrne EpicMtb President !
if they want..i'm an equal oportunities bollix !!! you used to be my helper.. you write the spec..
oh how the tables have turned.
You used to respect me and listen to my every word..then you grew up and realised I was actually a crazy person !!!
you've no idea how let down I am that you got all sensible and respectable when I just couldn't, no matter how hard I tried !!!
this is about as bitter as I get!!
I am only sensible on the outside, I still hear the voices, they are in stero too, thats how you know they're real.

There is nothing wrong with being 'the gimp', there is no shame in it if its done well, you can get a lot of personal satisfaction from it and really make the roll your own. If you do it well you can even 'make a difference'.

The problem is sometimes they forget that they are the gimp, there have been plenty of gimps that thought they where something else entirly. Its really sad when that happens, all you can do is put them back in the old box and hope they remember.
Originally posted by The_Happy_Fairy View Post
I am only sensible on the outside, I still hear the voices, they are in stero too, thats how you know they're real.
I thought you were the one person who didn't get stereo?

<Sorry...>
How come you always have to personalise things, I was generalising. Forget PR monkey / gimp, we need a club therapist, they will be be kept busy, I reckon they would get a book out of you on your own. They might even get rich from it.
Originally posted by Basil Fawlty View Post
I thought you were the one person who didn't get stereo?
I don't for the outside voices, just for the inside ones,
Originally posted by Basil Fawlty View Post
I thought you were the one person who didn't get stereo?

<Sorry...>

now thats a low blow i would never mock a persons actual disfigurement !! i will get you back for that attack on my friend..
the gloves are off !!
Its not a 'disfigurement' its a 'disability', if I was missing an ear, or a bit of an ear, or a ball or something, that would be a 'disfigurement', I have all the bits, they just don't all work, so its a 'disability'.
No you were just trying to get at the "West Brit" and all the other things you called me today!

Sean knows I don't say bad things about him, and if I do I stay to the right. ;-)
i can't tell you..theres something in the Geneva convention about it..let me find the video !! lets just say nobody has ever found a gentle way to use lego as a Sex toy!! I've already contravened article 407-4 of the Versaille treaty by mentioning that..



where do I get this **** from ?
I need an assistant !!
EPICmtb needs a PR person.
Somebody to run the Burco and the tent at races. Organise Club Merchandise and get me coffee and answer the 1 million questions I get everyday about everything!
Has to be a Non Racer and somebody who wants to promote EPIC as a Club and a Philosophy .
Will also have to answer to Alfie Club Chairman and Jack Club Secretary.
The rewards are simple, possible photo in Dirt magazine, bits of Sponsorship I don;t want, free drink at EPIC events and free membership of EPIC.
Come on now !! this is an opportunity of a lifetime
Richie Byrne EpicMtb President !
if they want..i'm an equal oportunities bollix !!! you used to be my helper.. you write the spec..
oh how the tables have turned.
You used to respect me and listen to my every word..then you grew up and realised I was actually a crazy person !!!
you've no idea how let down I am that you got all sensible and respectable when I just couldn't, no matter how hard I tried !!!
this is about as bitter as I get!!
I am only sensible on the outside, I still hear the voices, they are in stero too, thats how you know they're real.

There is nothing wrong with being 'the gimp', there is no shame in it if its done well, you can get a lot of personal satisfaction from it and really make the roll your own. If you do it well you can even 'make a difference'.

The problem is sometimes they forget that they are the gimp, there have been plenty of gimps that thought they where something else entirly. Its really sad when that happens, all you can do is put them back in the old box and hope they remember.
Originally posted by The_Happy_Fairy View Post
I am only sensible on the outside, I still hear the voices, they are in stero too, thats how you know they're real.
I thought you were the one person who didn't get stereo?

<Sorry...>
How come you always have to personalise things, I was generalising. Forget PR monkey / gimp, we need a club therapist, they will be be kept busy, I reckon they would get a book out of you on your own. They might even get rich from it.
Originally posted by Basil Fawlty View Post
I thought you were the one person who didn't get stereo?
I don't for the outside voices, just for the inside ones,
Originally posted by Basil Fawlty View Post
I thought you were the one person who didn't get stereo?

<Sorry...>

now thats a low blow i would never mock a persons actual disfigurement !! i will get you back for that attack on my friend..
the gloves are off !!
Its not a 'disfigurement' its a 'disability', if I was missing an ear, or a bit of an ear, or a ball or something, that would be a 'disfigurement', I have all the bits, they just don't all work, so its a 'disability'.
No you were just trying to get at the "West Brit" and all the other things you called me today!

Sean knows I don't say bad things about him, and if I do I stay to the right. ;-)
i can't tell you..theres something in the Geneva convention about it..let me find the video !! lets just say nobody has ever found a gentle way to use lego as a Sex toy!! I've already contravened article 407-4 of the Versaille treaty by mentioning that..



where do I get this **** from ?