Do you have a cleaning lady ?

I just discovered a senior member of EPICmtb has a cleaning lady !!
So I ask you to take part in this poll

Posh git..... Name and shame, I say.
My wife has a gardener.... Thats why I'm out on my bike so little...

I will name and shame after a few more posts..you won't believe who it is either, I haven't stopped laughing since I heard..

Is this for cleaning his house or his bike?

If it was for the bike you could sort of respect it.

I'd easily live with the shame ...
imagine hopping out of your car to a sparkly house and big dinner after a dirty wet wintery
day-long rip around Glendo, your bike is taken in, washed, oiled, kissed and put to bed/shed
then your gear is washed and dried and ready for the next rip....
and you are told that you look great, and fit, and fast...

That's what a wife is for... in theory.

yeah, good ole theory, rarely ever makes it into production though...

HA ha ,class, I'd say your wife would love to see this!!

oh no Oisin..you will pay for this..oh my god..did you really type that..!!

Find out if she does the happy ending!!!! Ill take two please Bob.

Is that a fancy new gadget like a hair straighter or a lady shave, one that you plug in and it cleans ladies? If so that would be a great idea, I know a few that could do with a good scrubbing.

Or is it one of those Ladies that cleans? If so no need to waste the money, I’ve heard you can get Armenian families and if you let them live in one of your presses rent free they come out at night and clean the place up.

The club should get on of those Ladies that Clean, it would be deadly, she could turn up after the Blast and give the place a tidy, she could wait in the car park till we come back from spins, clean up after us, put our stuff away? It would be deadly.

We could even get two and race them?

hold on...2 other people have cleaning ladies, own up !!

I would love to have a cleaning lady. Why should I spend my precious time cleaning when I could be out riding in the hills?

I actually would get one if I found someone that I would trust.

Look this witch hunt has to end, what next? People who iron too much or polish their exhaust tips? Cut too much grass? Shave their legs? Drink too much wine? Spend too much time on ebay?

Well give Alfie a call..hes the man !! I doubt theres any happy endings, Skippy !! thats massages isn't it..

I just discovered a senior member of EPICmtb has a cleaning lady !!
So I ask you to take part in this poll

Posh git..... Name and shame, I say.
My wife has a gardener.... Thats why I'm out on my bike so little...

I will name and shame after a few more posts..you won't believe who it is either, I haven't stopped laughing since I heard..

Is this for cleaning his house or his bike?

If it was for the bike you could sort of respect it.

I'd easily live with the shame ...
imagine hopping out of your car to a sparkly house and big dinner after a dirty wet wintery
day-long rip around Glendo, your bike is taken in, washed, oiled, kissed and put to bed/shed
then your gear is washed and dried and ready for the next rip....
and you are told that you look great, and fit, and fast...

That's what a wife is for... in theory.

yeah, good ole theory, rarely ever makes it into production though...

HA ha ,class, I'd say your wife would love to see this!!

oh no Oisin..you will pay for this..oh my god..did you really type that..!!

Find out if she does the happy ending!!!! Ill take two please Bob.

Is that a fancy new gadget like a hair straighter or a lady shave, one that you plug in and it cleans ladies? If so that would be a great idea, I know a few that could do with a good scrubbing.

Or is it one of those Ladies that cleans? If so no need to waste the money, I’ve heard you can get Armenian families and if you let them live in one of your presses rent free they come out at night and clean the place up.

The club should get on of those Ladies that Clean, it would be deadly, she could turn up after the Blast and give the place a tidy, she could wait in the car park till we come back from spins, clean up after us, put our stuff away? It would be deadly.

We could even get two and race them?

hold on...2 other people have cleaning ladies, own up !!

I would love to have a cleaning lady. Why should I spend my precious time cleaning when I could be out riding in the hills?

I actually would get one if I found someone that I would trust.

Look this witch hunt has to end, what next? People who iron too much or polish their exhaust tips? Cut too much grass? Shave their legs? Drink too much wine? Spend too much time on ebay?

Well give Alfie a call..hes the man !! I doubt theres any happy endings, Skippy !! thats massages isn't it..