New DH bike

Feckin deadly yoke, I can't ride it to save me life at the moment but its some buzz trying.

Hey Don, look at the stanchions....

They're the Nuke Proof ones, 760mm, nothing like your 2 metre wide jobies, they feel great.
Big stanchions alright, but you know what they say about men with huge stanchions, and do they have the kalkalash coating?
the state of that yoke ..those Taiwanians haven't a clue about making Dh BIkes..unlike the Austrians who are really good at it !
theres more stanchion than lower leg !! the saddle is off a postmans bike..did Luke sit on the top tube, its all bent and the road bike is trying to ride it !!
Get away from us with your Giant ( prounounced Gee aunt !!)
there's enough bronze in those stanchions to melt down and erect a statue of Byrne up in Djouce......agghhhh! Colin!! look at the big bonfire out the front of your house!! beware of gingers bearing firelighters.....
fancy putting it to use in the morning i got a spare hour or two for a couple of runs in Cloon ?
Originally posted by Dethshed View Post
there's enough bronze in those stanchions to melt down and erect a statue of Byrne up in Djouce......agghhhh! Colin!! look at the big bonfire out the front of your house!! beware of gingers bearing firelighters.....
Did I never tell you about my home made Flamethrower !!
Originally posted by Bren View Post
fancy putting it to use in the morning i got a spare hour or two for a couple of runs in Cloon ?
Bren, I'e made plans to ride the AM bike tomorrow, next time.
Feckin deadly yoke, I can't ride it to save me life at the moment but its some buzz trying.

Hey Don, look at the stanchions....

They're the Nuke Proof ones, 760mm, nothing like your 2 metre wide jobies, they feel great.
Big stanchions alright, but you know what they say about men with huge stanchions, and do they have the kalkalash coating?
the state of that yoke ..those Taiwanians haven't a clue about making Dh BIkes..unlike the Austrians who are really good at it !
theres more stanchion than lower leg !! the saddle is off a postmans bike..did Luke sit on the top tube, its all bent and the road bike is trying to ride it !!
Get away from us with your Giant ( prounounced Gee aunt !!)
there's enough bronze in those stanchions to melt down and erect a statue of Byrne up in Djouce......agghhhh! Colin!! look at the big bonfire out the front of your house!! beware of gingers bearing firelighters.....
fancy putting it to use in the morning i got a spare hour or two for a couple of runs in Cloon ?
Originally posted by Dethshed View Post
there's enough bronze in those stanchions to melt down and erect a statue of Byrne up in Djouce......agghhhh! Colin!! look at the big bonfire out the front of your house!! beware of gingers bearing firelighters.....
Did I never tell you about my home made Flamethrower !!
Originally posted by Bren View Post
fancy putting it to use in the morning i got a spare hour or two for a couple of runs in Cloon ?
Bren, I'e made plans to ride the AM bike tomorrow, next time.