I am in a rare place, my bikes are working and need nothing replacing, I'm enjoying the road commuting, I'm reasonably fit and intend to stay that way, the weather is being kind, I have a surplus of tyres, the trails are in good shape, it's been a great years riding and I'm looking forward to another crispy winter.
This post could be a sure way to hex it all, but positive vibes never hurt anyone.
Cheer up Byrner you old grump, your problem is your tache is frown shaped, you need to give up on the Hulk Hogan look and grow that tache the other way round. It would do wonders for peoples spirits.