Lynchy is 50 next week

I just copped on, Lynchy is 50 next week !! the 14th of all days and we've done nothing !!
So an emergency party is needed !!
the following Saturday we will have the Richie Lynch 50th drinking session in Bakers Pub or Byrnes in Shankill so he can walk home..
WHos with me !!
Theres no frickin way hes getting away with this..Smithers you poxbottle !! surely you should have been organising this !!
Bicycle related presents only !!
Smithers you waster !! WTF !!

Many thanks for the thought Richie - unfortunately Tracey's taking me away that night to some nice country house in County Meath (don't tell her but I'm planning on cycling down!). Don't worry we'll have a few pints after one of the early Club Leagues to celebrate!

ah for f*cks sake !! typical !! Now I have to undo all the work I did in the last hour .................................jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus !!!
I'm 50 next year and the fookin party will never stop !!

i think what he means is he wants us all to turn up here for the session

yeah baby yeah !!