Stop Moaning !!

Stop moaning and start ranting..every forum I go on to , they're all moaning..if you're in Glendo and ranger bob gets you , have a freaker about your tyres not wrecking the place and your taxes..
if the XC NPS is wrecking your head buy a DH bike..if you don't like Lycra..wear PVC...
I don't know..
I've been with the same woman for the last 30 years shes always at me to change..
well i'm off to Thailand for a sex change..
we'll see how she likes that and how will the rest of you cope with being led around the mountains by me as a woman..
I'll be so hot , your loins will be in turmoil..
Be careful in Thailand, if some hot chick with big bazooms and a beard comes on to you things may not be what they seem....
at this stage i don't care...i've had enough of the moaning and the misunderstanding and the political bloody correctness..whats that frickin saying about the just man being able to do unto others what he wants done to him..or something ?
I think that was Jebus, here Richie if you do go to thailand can i be the first to bring you to the pictures?
Originally posted by Byrner View Post
whats that frickin saying about the just man being able to do unto others what he wants done to him..or something ?
No, that's not just a man it's a hemaphradite.
Feckin car drivers

What a shower of twats.

How can I make myself more visible. My lights are on I'm wearing hi vis my bike is gold for god sake I couldn't be more obvious Open your fcukin eyes.

Is it just one of those days? Is there a full moon or something? Do I have a big target on my back? Am I that bad when I'm behind the wheel? Jaysus christ !!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh now that's better. I thought at least a few of you can relate to this, There are bound to be a few cyclists who can relate to this on here. Im on a big obvious motorbike with massive lights on day and night and yet three times today I nearly ended up pulling someone out of a car or van.

Sorry about that, but thought this was the best place for a moan. My Mrs wont listen. She will just tell me I shouldn't be on a bike anyway.
I feel your pain Sham, since the clocks did their thing the commute on the motorbike home is like running a gauntlet, I stick on my **** off highbeams and filter with caution, hoping I have built up enough good karma to get me home to the wife and kids.
got knocked down in broad daylight in Rathmines on Friday in my hi-vis and on my very blue bike. Still, at least the driver was much more shocked then me, especially after the rant I gave him :)
going to Wales the weekend to have lots and lots of fun on the manmade manicured trails that all ye proper bikers despise :)
What the fcuk has happened to Ballinstoe.... went for a quick spin there last night, first night spin this year, there's new "lines" everywhere.... feckin gimps skipping some of the best bits and cutting corners....why ?
i think you answered your own question there, I'll have to keep away from there , something about the place brings out the worst in me, perhaps the inhabitants
Stop moaning and start ranting..every forum I go on to , they're all moaning..if you're in Glendo and ranger bob gets you , have a freaker about your tyres not wrecking the place and your taxes..
if the XC NPS is wrecking your head buy a DH bike..if you don't like Lycra..wear PVC...
I don't know..
I've been with the same woman for the last 30 years shes always at me to change..
well i'm off to Thailand for a sex change..
we'll see how she likes that and how will the rest of you cope with being led around the mountains by me as a woman..
I'll be so hot , your loins will be in turmoil..
Be careful in Thailand, if some hot chick with big bazooms and a beard comes on to you things may not be what they seem....
at this stage i don't care...i've had enough of the moaning and the misunderstanding and the political bloody correctness..whats that frickin saying about the just man being able to do unto others what he wants done to him..or something ?
I think that was Jebus, here Richie if you do go to thailand can i be the first to bring you to the pictures?
Originally posted by Byrner View Post
whats that frickin saying about the just man being able to do unto others what he wants done to him..or something ?
No, that's not just a man it's a hemaphradite.
Feckin car drivers

What a shower of twats.

How can I make myself more visible. My lights are on I'm wearing hi vis my bike is gold for god sake I couldn't be more obvious Open your fcukin eyes.

Is it just one of those days? Is there a full moon or something? Do I have a big target on my back? Am I that bad when I'm behind the wheel? Jaysus christ !!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh now that's better. I thought at least a few of you can relate to this, There are bound to be a few cyclists who can relate to this on here. Im on a big obvious motorbike with massive lights on day and night and yet three times today I nearly ended up pulling someone out of a car or van.

Sorry about that, but thought this was the best place for a moan. My Mrs wont listen. She will just tell me I shouldn't be on a bike anyway.
I feel your pain Sham, since the clocks did their thing the commute on the motorbike home is like running a gauntlet, I stick on my **** off highbeams and filter with caution, hoping I have built up enough good karma to get me home to the wife and kids.
got knocked down in broad daylight in Rathmines on Friday in my hi-vis and on my very blue bike. Still, at least the driver was much more shocked then me, especially after the rant I gave him :)
going to Wales the weekend to have lots and lots of fun on the manmade manicured trails that all ye proper bikers despise :)
What the fcuk has happened to Ballinstoe.... went for a quick spin there last night, first night spin this year, there's new "lines" everywhere.... feckin gimps skipping some of the best bits and cutting corners....why ?
i think you answered your own question there, I'll have to keep away from there , something about the place brings out the worst in me, perhaps the inhabitants
Stop moaning and start ranting..every forum I go on to , they're all moaning..if you're in Glendo and ranger bob gets you , have a freaker about your tyres not wrecking the place and your taxes..
if the XC NPS is wrecking your head buy a DH bike..if you don't like Lycra..wear PVC...
I don't know..
I've been with the same woman for the last 30 years shes always at me to change..
well i'm off to Thailand for a sex change..
we'll see how she likes that and how will the rest of you cope with being led around the mountains by me as a woman..
I'll be so hot , your loins will be in turmoil..
Be careful in Thailand, if some hot chick with big bazooms and a beard comes on to you things may not be what they seem....
at this stage i don't care...i've had enough of the moaning and the misunderstanding and the political bloody correctness..whats that frickin saying about the just man being able to do unto others what he wants done to him..or something ?
I think that was Jebus, here Richie if you do go to thailand can i be the first to bring you to the pictures?
Originally posted by Byrner View Post
whats that frickin saying about the just man being able to do unto others what he wants done to him..or something ?
No, that's not just a man it's a hemaphradite.
Feckin car drivers

What a shower of twats.

How can I make myself more visible. My lights are on I'm wearing hi vis my bike is gold for god sake I couldn't be more obvious Open your fcukin eyes.

Is it just one of those days? Is there a full moon or something? Do I have a big target on my back? Am I that bad when I'm behind the wheel? Jaysus christ !!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh now that's better. I thought at least a few of you can relate to this, There are bound to be a few cyclists who can relate to this on here. Im on a big obvious motorbike with massive lights on day and night and yet three times today I nearly ended up pulling someone out of a car or van.

Sorry about that, but thought this was the best place for a moan. My Mrs wont listen. She will just tell me I shouldn't be on a bike anyway.
I feel your pain Sham, since the clocks did their thing the commute on the motorbike home is like running a gauntlet, I stick on my **** off highbeams and filter with caution, hoping I have built up enough good karma to get me home to the wife and kids.
got knocked down in broad daylight in Rathmines on Friday in my hi-vis and on my very blue bike. Still, at least the driver was much more shocked then me, especially after the rant I gave him :)
going to Wales the weekend to have lots and lots of fun on the manmade manicured trails that all ye proper bikers despise :)
What the fcuk has happened to Ballinstoe.... went for a quick spin there last night, first night spin this year, there's new "lines" everywhere.... feckin gimps skipping some of the best bits and cutting corners....why ?
i think you answered your own question there, I'll have to keep away from there , something about the place brings out the worst in me, perhaps the inhabitants
Stop moaning and start ranting..every forum I go on to , they're all moaning..if you're in Glendo and ranger bob gets you , have a freaker about your tyres not wrecking the place and your taxes..
if the XC NPS is wrecking your head buy a DH bike..if you don't like Lycra..wear PVC...
I don't know..
I've been with the same woman for the last 30 years shes always at me to change..
well i'm off to Thailand for a sex change..
we'll see how she likes that and how will the rest of you cope with being led around the mountains by me as a woman..
I'll be so hot , your loins will be in turmoil..
Be careful in Thailand, if some hot chick with big bazooms and a beard comes on to you things may not be what they seem....
at this stage i don't care...i've had enough of the moaning and the misunderstanding and the political bloody correctness..whats that frickin saying about the just man being able to do unto others what he wants done to him..or something ?
I think that was Jebus, here Richie if you do go to thailand can i be the first to bring you to the pictures?
Originally posted by Byrner View Post
whats that frickin saying about the just man being able to do unto others what he wants done to him..or something ?
No, that's not just a man it's a hemaphradite.
Feckin car drivers

What a shower of twats.

How can I make myself more visible. My lights are on I'm wearing hi vis my bike is gold for god sake I couldn't be more obvious Open your fcukin eyes.

Is it just one of those days? Is there a full moon or something? Do I have a big target on my back? Am I that bad when I'm behind the wheel? Jaysus christ !!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh now that's better. I thought at least a few of you can relate to this, There are bound to be a few cyclists who can relate to this on here. Im on a big obvious motorbike with massive lights on day and night and yet three times today I nearly ended up pulling someone out of a car or van.

Sorry about that, but thought this was the best place for a moan. My Mrs wont listen. She will just tell me I shouldn't be on a bike anyway.
I feel your pain Sham, since the clocks did their thing the commute on the motorbike home is like running a gauntlet, I stick on my **** off highbeams and filter with caution, hoping I have built up enough good karma to get me home to the wife and kids.
got knocked down in broad daylight in Rathmines on Friday in my hi-vis and on my very blue bike. Still, at least the driver was much more shocked then me, especially after the rant I gave him :)
going to Wales the weekend to have lots and lots of fun on the manmade manicured trails that all ye proper bikers despise :)
What the fcuk has happened to Ballinstoe.... went for a quick spin there last night, first night spin this year, there's new "lines" everywhere.... feckin gimps skipping some of the best bits and cutting corners....why ?
i think you answered your own question there, I'll have to keep away from there , something about the place brings out the worst in me, perhaps the inhabitants