The Blast Winners trophy - you will want it

Crafted by one of Irelands finest Sculpturerers.. Mr Stewart Carr, who wouldn't want this, the ultimate Trophy for the Ultimate Mountainbiker.

That is just perfect, brilliant work Stewart!

it's like the kind of icon Indiana Jones has searched all eternity for, I can picture it glowing in amber light in some sinister tomb,
only to be claimed by The One,
The Awesome One,
who'll brave poison darts, razor-edge spears and soul-engulfing schlomp-pits to claim the treasure....
"Indy, quick - throw me the idol!"
"You throw me the 6" freerider and I'll throw you the idol!"
"The idol first Dr Jones!"
"My hole - come and get it goober!!!!!"

Thats fooking brilliant. Oh how'd I'd love to have that take pride of place in the trophy cabinet (if only :()

best trophy ever!!!!

Brilliant. Only in Epic!
Can't wait to see what the Horn turns out like.

The best part is, I can make loads of them. Apparently I won it 7 years in a row, from '95 to '01 - Armstrong like... Beating Tomac, Peaty, Vuillizonnzzz??, Minnar, Heald, Murphy, and Lopez..

Anyways... A wimmins one will follow. I need help wording it. It needs to make men feel humble, and the boyfriend/husband feel utterly useless on a bike.
Help.........

Deadly

Good stuff! class..... a Gold plated Mattock was another option!

whatabout something like - i ain't nobodies bitch, bitch

I Like that...

No it has to be Nice but in a domineering nice kind of way

Brilliant, Sterling craftsmanship there Stu.
Seen as I will be away for this years blast, Will it be perpetual, Or will there be another for next years, So as I can win that one.

It's a one of a kind. What type of goober goes away at blast time? are you afraid?
Sylvia is the only excused rider. She is already an MTB God.
All others are not excused. I don't care what your excuse is....

thats class....