Coillte to build 11 New Trail Centers !

Hello..as most of you know I have been the **** in the yoghurt for Coillte for quite some time, since the dawn of Mountainbiking in fact. There was some Detente for a while as I went along with the Backstabbing******* who convinced me that if I went along with him on his sliddery path then I would defnitely get free access and total freedom of the Leadmines..
This of course never transpired.
So the Final Blast came and went and I got in to even deeper doodoo with the Nations Forest managers, fell out with dear friends and generally made a nuisance of myself.
It culminated in our National Body Cycling Ireland handing us out some sort of retromatic ( I made that word up ) ban on events. Then I rested and decided what I was going to do and I decided that attacking Coillte from the front was never going to work. I came to the conclusion that in order to get my way and win the war, that I would have to change tactics..
Of course I have no other tactic but you know, the longer you live the more you see, hear and get asked.
Then today I recieved a phone call from the Irish Sunday Times.
" As the foremost expert on Mountainbiking in Ireland , what is your opinion on Coilltes intention to build 11 new trail centers in Ireland. 3 have already passed the planning stage and the rest will be coming on line shortly ?"

Well..read the Times and read what I said ..after all Its The Times..not that other rag I was interviewed for.
ah come on....do you honestly think I would go off on a mad one in the pages of the National Posh Persons newspaper, credit me with some intelligence..if Richard Lynch has taught me anything, its to be sensible and positive..I hope its in this Sundays paper.
I'll be President of Cycling Ireland one of these days !!
yeah..a feckin Irish Mountainbiking Institution is what I am !! I haven't seen it either..i just heard from one of Carols " normal " friends !