Round 7: Gary the Kidd

Well done to Gary on his win tonight, great stuff!

And of course, thanks to the crew, Terry, Smithers, Ray for the timing and starting!

Will have to edit the results a bit so will have them up tomorrow..
I didn't realise Gary won tonights race, well done..what do you mean you have to edit the results..I thought this poxy Ipad was the answer to all our problems..
Sorry if I made a few mistakes, gladly never do that again, punching numbers into that iPad is a bit hit and miss, it loves the first number but totally ignores the next one, very stressful too.
some of the numbers didn't go in as riders went around so have to clear that up..
Nonsense Terry, I was told this IPAD and timing software was the dogs bollox..if a man as experienced as you is having trouble using it then theres something wrong with it..not you !
it is straightforward and easy to use, maybe just takes a slight bit of getting used to, and with racers coming through fast and sometimes in groups, it puts pressure on the timer to punch in all the numbers and enter them...
Good for the aul porn though...

Thanks timers and starters and finishers and hot lesbians
Nice one oz, I knew we shouldn't have been watching that stuff in the forest!!
I kept pushing 69 69..
Graham..I could be human and try to understand but I am not so I can't be arsed..I want to see Bons sub 12 minute lap and I want to see who I was near in the race and I want to see it now. Put up the ones you have now and then revise them tomorrow when you have time !
I didnt see any hot lesbians..all I saw was some arab shagging another one and an awful gaping fanny of gommorah ! I want my results or that Ipad is going in the bin and its back to a watch with a pen and paper !!
The timers get to look at porn now? What a race, that swine Lynchy got me again, I tried to demoralize him in the first couple of laps but setting a blistering pace and got a gap between us, but he was like that Terminator chap who would not be denied. I had a doozy of a crash and had my bars pointing off to the right somewhere for the last lap which was very confusing. Was it real greasy or is it time to burn the Conti Mountain King on the front? Good man Gary on the win, legend, who says there's no such thing as a nice South African?

Thanks to the timers, very vocal tonight and gave me a lift on each lap! I love you guys!
Anyways..yes Don, COnti tyres are muck..I am using Swobbilys on the new race machine and I wasnt bothered till BON poked the rear one and said something along the lines of they wont be any use tonight..every root was a greasy mouse and I nearly did a 180 360 on The Root ..but I am saved, I have Maxxis back in stock in the Superstore ! I had a great race..its hard being me, everybody wants my head on the living room wall, I am under so much pressure all the time..the older I get the further I slip down the avenue of champs..I had to fight off Andy, Ken and Mark in my group to catch several others..then my front wheel came off going up the climb on section 1 ,Ken got by me and I had to jump off and tighten it back up and chase him.
Then on the last lap coming up to the finish line, who is in front of me only young Kyle..so I'm supposed to overtake him to the finish..no way, Karma is a bitch ! Had a great rip back on the road to Lambe Doyle with Damo and Steve ( I think the best thing that ever happened was Palmers closing, Lambers is way better ) great craic in the pub as usual ! Missed Lynchy though and where the hell was Alfie ?
Thanks so much guys, I had a blast out there tonight.

Tried to stick with the youngters Paddy and Ronan on the first lap, but Paddy took off like somebody stuck deep heat in his shorts and I was left chewing the bars to hang on to Ronan and defend my line from Caroline, pity about Aine and Ronans mechanicals as they were chasing hard. Caroline was pushing me very close on laps one and 2, man she can pedal in the techie stuff, it was wheel to wheel and I reckon the fact that she was breathing down my neck every time I thought I got a gap spurred some me to some PB lap times, only managed to catch up to Paddy on Lap 3, great racing, and had no idea I was in first until I hit the finish.

Man I am loving the the club race series. Was completely wrecked after the race!

Thanks so much to all the starters, timers and photographers, very much appreciated, got a huge buz of support coming through each lap
Well done to Gary on his win tonight, great stuff!

And of course, thanks to the crew, Terry, Smithers, Ray for the timing and starting!

Will have to edit the results a bit so will have them up tomorrow..
I didn't realise Gary won tonights race, well done..what do you mean you have to edit the results..I thought this poxy Ipad was the answer to all our problems..
Sorry if I made a few mistakes, gladly never do that again, punching numbers into that iPad is a bit hit and miss, it loves the first number but totally ignores the next one, very stressful too.
some of the numbers didn't go in as riders went around so have to clear that up..
Nonsense Terry, I was told this IPAD and timing software was the dogs bollox..if a man as experienced as you is having trouble using it then theres something wrong with it..not you !
it is straightforward and easy to use, maybe just takes a slight bit of getting used to, and with racers coming through fast and sometimes in groups, it puts pressure on the timer to punch in all the numbers and enter them...
Good for the aul porn though...

Thanks timers and starters and finishers and hot lesbians
Nice one oz, I knew we shouldn't have been watching that stuff in the forest!!
I kept pushing 69 69..
Graham..I could be human and try to understand but I am not so I can't be arsed..I want to see Bons sub 12 minute lap and I want to see who I was near in the race and I want to see it now. Put up the ones you have now and then revise them tomorrow when you have time !
I didnt see any hot lesbians..all I saw was some arab shagging another one and an awful gaping fanny of gommorah ! I want my results or that Ipad is going in the bin and its back to a watch with a pen and paper !!
The timers get to look at porn now? What a race, that swine Lynchy got me again, I tried to demoralize him in the first couple of laps but setting a blistering pace and got a gap between us, but he was like that Terminator chap who would not be denied. I had a doozy of a crash and had my bars pointing off to the right somewhere for the last lap which was very confusing. Was it real greasy or is it time to burn the Conti Mountain King on the front? Good man Gary on the win, legend, who says there's no such thing as a nice South African?

Thanks to the timers, very vocal tonight and gave me a lift on each lap! I love you guys!
Anyways..yes Don, COnti tyres are muck..I am using Swobbilys on the new race machine and I wasnt bothered till BON poked the rear one and said something along the lines of they wont be any use tonight..every root was a greasy mouse and I nearly did a 180 360 on The Root ..but I am saved, I have Maxxis back in stock in the Superstore ! I had a great race..its hard being me, everybody wants my head on the living room wall, I am under so much pressure all the time..the older I get the further I slip down the avenue of champs..I had to fight off Andy, Ken and Mark in my group to catch several others..then my front wheel came off going up the climb on section 1 ,Ken got by me and I had to jump off and tighten it back up and chase him.
Then on the last lap coming up to the finish line, who is in front of me only young Kyle..so I'm supposed to overtake him to the finish..no way, Karma is a bitch ! Had a great rip back on the road to Lambe Doyle with Damo and Steve ( I think the best thing that ever happened was Palmers closing, Lambers is way better ) great craic in the pub as usual ! Missed Lynchy though and where the hell was Alfie ?
Thanks so much guys, I had a blast out there tonight.

Tried to stick with the youngters Paddy and Ronan on the first lap, but Paddy took off like somebody stuck deep heat in his shorts and I was left chewing the bars to hang on to Ronan and defend my line from Caroline, pity about Aine and Ronans mechanicals as they were chasing hard. Caroline was pushing me very close on laps one and 2, man she can pedal in the techie stuff, it was wheel to wheel and I reckon the fact that she was breathing down my neck every time I thought I got a gap spurred some me to some PB lap times, only managed to catch up to Paddy on Lap 3, great racing, and had no idea I was in first until I hit the finish.

Man I am loving the the club race series. Was completely wrecked after the race!

Thanks so much to all the starters, timers and photographers, very much appreciated, got a huge buz of support coming through each lap