Ok nerds and nerdesses, I am in quandary... I turn 40 years young next year in December so what age category am I allowed to ride. This will only apply to the Gravity Enduro and the nationals xc and enduro
Now I have asked one of the elder statesmen in this club and he tells me Vet or 40 to 45 is this correct?
Im going to spike your drink at the AGM with Alcohol ohh yes Alcohol your are so going to be hungover......ps how old were people when they 1st had an alcohol beverage, and no Richard west coast cooler does not count!!!
There was no such thing as West Coast Cooler when I was a chissler!! Most people started on Blue Nun which was (is?) a particularly sweet'n'nasty German white wine! Made you very sick!!!
Nicked bottles of out of date harp from the old mans drinks side board. Or 99p cans of Tennents with pictures of sexy ladies on the side of the can. Deadly stuff.
Blue Nun yes I remember that, never had Baby Cham but have seen people drink it!! Ahh the old drinks side board, the concoctions I used to make, Gin,Vodka,Martini, Cinzano, Remi martin, etc etc all ****ed into a flask or empty bottle with half a can of coke for a mixer ohhh jeasus and then head to Wesley from Firhouse I never remember anything that happened in that place nor could I tell you anything about it other than I went there hahahahaahaa!!! I defo dont remember Girls wearing there panties on their wrists to let me know the were shall we say... up for it!!!!
The trick with the dolly mixture was to lash in some creme de menthe so when the bouncers in Wesley would smell your breath for drink there was a smell of mint from ya.
As for knickers on wrists......I was never that lucky. Not in Wesley anyway.
ah now ..my first experience with being drunk was a long time ago..8 bacardi and cokes in Graignemanagh with scouts on a canoe trip down the barrow..jesus wept. 14 or 15 ..
Polo's did the trick for me!!! Most of lads smoked as I didnt it was polo's for me, Im trying to remember what my first drink was and I do recall it being 2 cans of Stag....I remember what I got up to, I was fookin elephants and decided to rob an orchard in someones FRONT garden, they were so posh they had an orchard in the front, inanyways there I was robing away laughing away when the owner came out and told me where to go, locked... I looked at him sort of recognized him and fooked a load of apples at him and ran away straight through his lovely perfectly grown bushes, torn to bits I kept running laughing and falling still eating apples hahahahha, the next day my Ma gave me a slap around the head and said if your going to rob an orchard FFS dont get caught, Hmmmm I thought... and especially dont get caught by the family Doctor.... Doh!!!!
Ok nerds and nerdesses, I am in quandary... I turn 40 years young next year in December so what age category am I allowed to ride. This will only apply to the Gravity Enduro and the nationals xc and enduro
Now I have asked one of the elder statesmen in this club and he tells me Vet or 40 to 45 is this correct?
Im going to spike your drink at the AGM with Alcohol ohh yes Alcohol your are so going to be hungover......ps how old were people when they 1st had an alcohol beverage, and no Richard west coast cooler does not count!!!
There was no such thing as West Coast Cooler when I was a chissler!! Most people started on Blue Nun which was (is?) a particularly sweet'n'nasty German white wine! Made you very sick!!!
Nicked bottles of out of date harp from the old mans drinks side board. Or 99p cans of Tennents with pictures of sexy ladies on the side of the can. Deadly stuff.
Blue Nun yes I remember that, never had Baby Cham but have seen people drink it!! Ahh the old drinks side board, the concoctions I used to make, Gin,Vodka,Martini, Cinzano, Remi martin, etc etc all ****ed into a flask or empty bottle with half a can of coke for a mixer ohhh jeasus and then head to Wesley from Firhouse I never remember anything that happened in that place nor could I tell you anything about it other than I went there hahahahaahaa!!! I defo dont remember Girls wearing there panties on their wrists to let me know the were shall we say... up for it!!!!
The trick with the dolly mixture was to lash in some creme de menthe so when the bouncers in Wesley would smell your breath for drink there was a smell of mint from ya.
As for knickers on wrists......I was never that lucky. Not in Wesley anyway.
ah now ..my first experience with being drunk was a long time ago..8 bacardi and cokes in Graignemanagh with scouts on a canoe trip down the barrow..jesus wept. 14 or 15 ..
Polo's did the trick for me!!! Most of lads smoked as I didnt it was polo's for me, Im trying to remember what my first drink was and I do recall it being 2 cans of Stag....I remember what I got up to, I was fookin elephants and decided to rob an orchard in someones FRONT garden, they were so posh they had an orchard in the front, inanyways there I was robing away laughing away when the owner came out and told me where to go, locked... I looked at him sort of recognized him and fooked a load of apples at him and ran away straight through his lovely perfectly grown bushes, torn to bits I kept running laughing and falling still eating apples hahahahha, the next day my Ma gave me a slap around the head and said if your going to rob an orchard FFS dont get caught, Hmmmm I thought... and especially dont get caught by the family Doctor.... Doh!!!!
