A little bit of Leadmines Digging Wednesday

Hello,
I'll be up in the leadmines tomorrow about 5.30..doing a bit of digging on the Club course, at the really bumpy stretch at the bottom of the middle singletrack before it turns left up to the savage singletrack climb.
if I get it done, i'll be heading over to the Secret track of Doom to start making Burms( I prefer this spelling) So if you are free, meet me up there, I'll be parking on the road up from The Par 3 course and running up from there ( i have a new exercise regime which involves running with a mattock and a rake)

Hey it took me ages to build those bumps! There's a reason you know: when the world converts to 29 inch wheels the braking bumps will be like those bumps on the club course - we'll be the only people that can handle them from all the practice!

And I can't meet you at the Secret Track of Doom as I don't know where it is - a secret presumably to be kept from goobers like me that can't beat MAD folk in a DH race...

no..the rain has exasperated the bumps i'm afraid and i'll text you the co ordinates of The Secret Track of Doom ..

Wear a kilt and you'd be a dead ringer for Mel Gibson in Braveheart!!

now theres an idea, only i'm not a midget..i'll be the mad Irish lad who owns Ireland instead ,Al S can be Mel as hes vertically challenged !!

He'll only mistake the mattock for an ice axe and start bating up the nearest cliff. More Mini-Me/Joe Simpson hybrid than Braveheart.

how dare you insult my dear friend by suggesting he climbs like joe Simpson..Mr sarhan is a real climber not a travel writer, take that back you Pudding eating gooberscipe !!

I will hopefully be there to defend myself

not going to make this Byrner, will be out on Friday

typical camelfiddler ...Allah told me I had to go somewhere else becuase the moon was in Jupiter or other nonsensical raving , are you not coming for a spin tomorrow ?

Thanks a bunch Al..now I have to spend the evening listening to Jack..have you ever seen an english Architect swing a mattock !!
Neither have I ? but I do have a funny memory of Zen bating a nail with a hammer !!

thanks Jack..Club course is now ready to roll and Al sarhans secret track of doom is clear..

Well done lads, apologies again for not making it. see ye tomorrow at 5.30 byrner

I think i can but down mattock swinger, digger and raker on the CV now.