This is going to be even harder than Sugarlips Sherlock !!
Robin seymour..been to the Olympics since it started..won every XC nationals since it was legal..won loads of cyclocross champs since the roadies abandoned it..
Built loads of deadly trails..has the musical tastes of a 14 year old..likes the old Playstation..
easily the best mountain biker rider in the world..wasted as an XC racer. could have been world champ at downhill racing.
I've never seen anybody ride a mountainbike half as good as him..Supernatural ability..like deuce Bigalow with the freaky ladies only on singletrack !!