Professional points/results fiddling service now online!

Now online!

A professional figures-fiddler available assist with club league/NPS/Nationals points grievances/grudges/opportunists/lazy feckers who want more points but prefer to knit.

All forms of payment accepted, including:
SRAM XX drivetrains, souls (non-Satan-owned souls only), credit cards and dancing ladies (in white boots only please).

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I really want to click ..... but I'm afraid!!

Hmm, white boots....

oh god, oh wow...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :o

is that my birthday present ?

No, she is for Fergal and his fiddling, you are getting yours tomorrow, we all chipped together and got you a titanium wheelchair, with tubeless!