Heart attack !!

I had a near heart attack this morning when the doorbell to my shed was rung..I'm still in shock..
guess who it was !
When you say "Elvis-ish" do you mean white, sequined pants and side burns or decomposed and smelly?
he also wanted to know who all the new ladies were and what their star signs are.
I heard he told immigration he was an Australian curry magnet and said he was going to open an IKEA sized curry drive through.
people were always asking me had I heard from Eamo and I kept saying he'd just turn up and there he was this morning..hopefully we'll get him up to Palmers on Thursday !