Heart attack !!

I had a near heart attack this morning when the doorbell to my shed was rung..I'm still in shock..
guess who it was !

Shergar, no wait, Elvis!

Neither..but hes looking a bit Elvis-ish alright !!

When you say "Elvis-ish" do you mean white, sequined pants and side burns or decomposed and smelly?

no...I mean well fed !!

Does it start with an "E"

He's back!

he is..deported apparently !!

he also wanted to know who all the new ladies were and what their star signs are.

Get the f*ck outa here.... he's back... no way

Lets get the band back together

Jaysus how was he let back in

I heard he told immigration he was an Australian curry magnet and said he was going to open an IKEA sized curry drive through.

people were always asking me had I heard from Eamo and I kept saying he'd just turn up and there he was this morning..hopefully we'll get him up to Palmers on Thursday !