Project EPIC Blast IV

its on 14th September..
so we'll need to look at a route..
myself and Colin were talking yesterday and he suggested that if everybody adopted a 50meter stretch and built a feature..it would be legend..
thats all you would have to do..
it would have to be approved of course but hey..Myself and Al will scout out a potential route..
but if you are interested in helping out, then let us know..work starts very soon..but we will kickit in to overdrive after the national XC and DH champs..
Stay tuned Kiddies..
Your some man Byrner, do you eat raw Kryptonite for breakfast? Why not bask in the post NPS glow for a day or two before your next creation?

That 50 meter idea is great, count me in, it could be the mother of all Frankensteins, judging by Fergals woodwork skills I think his section should have a mandatory chicken run.
how was I supposed the land owner was going to go postal with a chainsaw on my "beautiful creations"? all my not-so-expensive Lidl rubber nails gone to waste...

I want 50m Byrner - I'll never talk to you again if you don't let me in on this one, the ideas I have for my 50m, my precious...ooohh hoo hooo!!
...and you'll be the first rider (victim) across it Danger-Dodger-Don,
affirmitive baby, you're first in line to ride the FrankenFarkinFergulanomicon, the concept doth hatch within my mind...
I can see it now...it'll be like the first Alien film where the egg slowly opens....
"At the Blast, no-one cares if you scream"
top that for a tag-line Ridley Scott you fairy
thats the Tag Line..thats brilliant..nice one Fergal..however..wait till Don comes back with my poster idea then come up with a Tag..
poor Don, converting Richies demented mental visual images into reality, big bikes and pagan sex gods and Amazonian downhill Xenas and Shee-Ras with moustaches and heaving chest armour and the like...
you should have stuck to the XC posters Don, you'll be sectioned by the time you're halfway through...
Originally posted by Dethshed View Post
poor Don, converting Richies demented mental visual images into reality, big bikes and pagan sex gods and Amazonian downhill Xenas and Shee-Ras with moustaches and heaving chest armour and the like...
you should have stuck to the XC posters Don, you'll be sectioned by the time you're halfway through...
Thats scary, you've just described his brief to me almost verbatim!
Yeah, a section each.... there's a dual eliminator growing in my brain..... Hmmmmm thinks.... does one dare build two tracks where only one is required then av dem be splittin and crossing over each other and dividing and multiplying and turning into pure deadly carnage.... yes, one does dare
hey..
We have the Skeleton of a course..and we are ready to start designing and building..
Kudos to Sean,Al, Colin, Skippy,Gav and Shayne..for their inspirations.
Now, Don and Fergal..and anybody else..meet me some evening and i'll let you pick a stretch..
let me know now if you want a stretch..
No timber unless it is as good as the original sections
Jumps have to be rollable and built of an excellent standard no crap will be accepted and I mean no crappy spiky stupid landings
I'll be up there every Friday after this one..
The theme is Speed this time smooveness and speed..
There will be a prize for the Best Sam Hill impersonation..
Put me down for a stretch, defo, want to head up on Sunday morning to hand them out to those who are interested?
No I don't..
I'm going for a spin with the XC bike..you'll just have to make an appointment for next Monday up there with me..
I will be there next Monday from 5.30 if somebody wants a slice..
good stuff, I'll meet you soon to claim my allotment, I'll be looking to the Powers of Heavy Metal to provide me with inspiration for a name, I'm listening to some good stuff as I type...hmmm.....

"Mandatory Suicide" (Slayer)
"Powersurge" (Overkill)
"Ripride" (Venom)
"PowerDrive" (Venom)
"Be quick or be dead" (Iron Maiden)
"Powerslave" (Iron Maiden)
"Doctor Rockter" (WASP)
"One shot at glory" (Judas Priest)
"Painkiller" (Judas Priest)
"Rapid fire" (Judas Priest)
"Suicide Solution" (Ozzy)

you just can't get names of that calibre from a Westlife tracklist........
.........can you Don?
I'm on for this. See you there on Monday. I'll be late, so roughly where will you be?

WASP? Jaysus it'll be Poison next.
Hi Cathal, i will be up near the top on the Dirty big firebreak just below the entrance in to the Forest, actually you can find me easily by going up Dafydds track to the last piece of singletrack that goes below the old Blast Course..I will be in the forest on the right..keep an eye out for red and White tape.
I'll be there at 5.30. My head is awash with all manner of crazy ideas inspired by Gladiators...
its on 14th September..
so we'll need to look at a route..
myself and Colin were talking yesterday and he suggested that if everybody adopted a 50meter stretch and built a feature..it would be legend..
thats all you would have to do..
it would have to be approved of course but hey..Myself and Al will scout out a potential route..
but if you are interested in helping out, then let us know..work starts very soon..but we will kickit in to overdrive after the national XC and DH champs..
Stay tuned Kiddies..
Your some man Byrner, do you eat raw Kryptonite for breakfast? Why not bask in the post NPS glow for a day or two before your next creation?

That 50 meter idea is great, count me in, it could be the mother of all Frankensteins, judging by Fergals woodwork skills I think his section should have a mandatory chicken run.
how was I supposed the land owner was going to go postal with a chainsaw on my "beautiful creations"? all my not-so-expensive Lidl rubber nails gone to waste...

I want 50m Byrner - I'll never talk to you again if you don't let me in on this one, the ideas I have for my 50m, my precious...ooohh hoo hooo!!
...and you'll be the first rider (victim) across it Danger-Dodger-Don,
affirmitive baby, you're first in line to ride the FrankenFarkinFergulanomicon, the concept doth hatch within my mind...
I can see it now...it'll be like the first Alien film where the egg slowly opens....
"At the Blast, no-one cares if you scream"
top that for a tag-line Ridley Scott you fairy
thats the Tag Line..thats brilliant..nice one Fergal..however..wait till Don comes back with my poster idea then come up with a Tag..
poor Don, converting Richies demented mental visual images into reality, big bikes and pagan sex gods and Amazonian downhill Xenas and Shee-Ras with moustaches and heaving chest armour and the like...
you should have stuck to the XC posters Don, you'll be sectioned by the time you're halfway through...
Originally posted by Dethshed View Post
poor Don, converting Richies demented mental visual images into reality, big bikes and pagan sex gods and Amazonian downhill Xenas and Shee-Ras with moustaches and heaving chest armour and the like...
you should have stuck to the XC posters Don, you'll be sectioned by the time you're halfway through...
Thats scary, you've just described his brief to me almost verbatim!
Yeah, a section each.... there's a dual eliminator growing in my brain..... Hmmmmm thinks.... does one dare build two tracks where only one is required then av dem be splittin and crossing over each other and dividing and multiplying and turning into pure deadly carnage.... yes, one does dare
hey..
We have the Skeleton of a course..and we are ready to start designing and building..
Kudos to Sean,Al, Colin, Skippy,Gav and Shayne..for their inspirations.
Now, Don and Fergal..and anybody else..meet me some evening and i'll let you pick a stretch..
let me know now if you want a stretch..
No timber unless it is as good as the original sections
Jumps have to be rollable and built of an excellent standard no crap will be accepted and I mean no crappy spiky stupid landings
I'll be up there every Friday after this one..
The theme is Speed this time smooveness and speed..
There will be a prize for the Best Sam Hill impersonation..
Put me down for a stretch, defo, want to head up on Sunday morning to hand them out to those who are interested?
No I don't..
I'm going for a spin with the XC bike..you'll just have to make an appointment for next Monday up there with me..
I will be there next Monday from 5.30 if somebody wants a slice..
good stuff, I'll meet you soon to claim my allotment, I'll be looking to the Powers of Heavy Metal to provide me with inspiration for a name, I'm listening to some good stuff as I type...hmmm.....

"Mandatory Suicide" (Slayer)
"Powersurge" (Overkill)
"Ripride" (Venom)
"PowerDrive" (Venom)
"Be quick or be dead" (Iron Maiden)
"Powerslave" (Iron Maiden)
"Doctor Rockter" (WASP)
"One shot at glory" (Judas Priest)
"Painkiller" (Judas Priest)
"Rapid fire" (Judas Priest)
"Suicide Solution" (Ozzy)

you just can't get names of that calibre from a Westlife tracklist........
.........can you Don?
I'm on for this. See you there on Monday. I'll be late, so roughly where will you be?

WASP? Jaysus it'll be Poison next.
Hi Cathal, i will be up near the top on the Dirty big firebreak just below the entrance in to the Forest, actually you can find me easily by going up Dafydds track to the last piece of singletrack that goes below the old Blast Course..I will be in the forest on the right..keep an eye out for red and White tape.
I'll be there at 5.30. My head is awash with all manner of crazy ideas inspired by Gladiators...