Well my fellow Epicurian's I'm all packed,bike,bike gear,gear and all other crap like a hair dryer in me bike bag for me misses so scumbags Ryanair dont hit us for excess baggage.
I'm of to Cote D'Zur to do the Roc D'Zur MTB race. Friday is a 42k loop and Sunday is a 58k loop. I'm looking forward to racing against the lickityslipe peepe le pews "Bonjour" "Ask me b***ocks frenchie" how the hell do say "rider up" in le frenchie is the International "get outta the f***ing way ya b***ocks" hahahaahaaha or is there a more polite way?
Anyway I will let you know how I get on, I have all me Epic gear spanky clean and even borrowed RL's gillet which is very shexy!!!!
coming back from france there in august the frenchies wouldn't let me on with a 38kg bag - said 32kg was the max they were allowed to take. Never weighed it in dublin. Luckily we mananged to arrange everything into the proper bag-to-weight ratio
Ah yea, rub it in why don't you ya fecker, just when the rain arrives here your ****ing off to the south of France. In all seriousness though, goodluck..
tech sections are you mad ? its the Roc d'asewer you will be surrounded by 5,000 bovril reeking xc goobers..you'll go mad at the start with all the c-3pos beeping as their Garmins kick in !!
then all the french ladies waving their squirrels at you ( underarm hair) !! and shouting at you in French..
just shout back at them
"cailinbainnebuachaillmadrafinmcoolslanabhaile !!" that really freaks them out, they'll think you're Norwegian !
Well my fellow Epicurian's I'm all packed,bike,bike gear,gear and all other crap like a hair dryer in me bike bag for me misses so scumbags Ryanair dont hit us for excess baggage.
I'm of to Cote D'Zur to do the Roc D'Zur MTB race. Friday is a 42k loop and Sunday is a 58k loop. I'm looking forward to racing against the lickityslipe peepe le pews "Bonjour" "Ask me b***ocks frenchie" how the hell do say "rider up" in le frenchie is the International "get outta the f***ing way ya b***ocks" hahahaahaaha or is there a more polite way?
Anyway I will let you know how I get on, I have all me Epic gear spanky clean and even borrowed RL's gillet which is very shexy!!!!
coming back from france there in august the frenchies wouldn't let me on with a 38kg bag - said 32kg was the max they were allowed to take. Never weighed it in dublin. Luckily we mananged to arrange everything into the proper bag-to-weight ratio
Ah yea, rub it in why don't you ya fecker, just when the rain arrives here your ****ing off to the south of France. In all seriousness though, goodluck..
tech sections are you mad ? its the Roc d'asewer you will be surrounded by 5,000 bovril reeking xc goobers..you'll go mad at the start with all the c-3pos beeping as their Garmins kick in !!
then all the french ladies waving their squirrels at you ( underarm hair) !! and shouting at you in French..
just shout back at them
"cailinbainnebuachaillmadrafinmcoolslanabhaile !!" that really freaks them out, they'll think you're Norwegian !
Well my fellow Epicurian's I'm all packed,bike,bike gear,gear and all other crap like a hair dryer in me bike bag for me misses so scumbags Ryanair dont hit us for excess baggage.
I'm of to Cote D'Zur to do the Roc D'Zur MTB race. Friday is a 42k loop and Sunday is a 58k loop. I'm looking forward to racing against the lickityslipe peepe le pews "Bonjour" "Ask me b***ocks frenchie" how the hell do say "rider up" in le frenchie is the International "get outta the f***ing way ya b***ocks" hahahaahaaha or is there a more polite way?
Anyway I will let you know how I get on, I have all me Epic gear spanky clean and even borrowed RL's gillet which is very shexy!!!!
coming back from france there in august the frenchies wouldn't let me on with a 38kg bag - said 32kg was the max they were allowed to take. Never weighed it in dublin. Luckily we mananged to arrange everything into the proper bag-to-weight ratio
Ah yea, rub it in why don't you ya fecker, just when the rain arrives here your ****ing off to the south of France. In all seriousness though, goodluck..
tech sections are you mad ? its the Roc d'asewer you will be surrounded by 5,000 bovril reeking xc goobers..you'll go mad at the start with all the c-3pos beeping as their Garmins kick in !!
then all the french ladies waving their squirrels at you ( underarm hair) !! and shouting at you in French..
just shout back at them
"cailinbainnebuachaillmadrafinmcoolslanabhaile !!" that really freaks them out, they'll think you're Norwegian !
Well my fellow Epicurian's I'm all packed,bike,bike gear,gear and all other crap like a hair dryer in me bike bag for me misses so scumbags Ryanair dont hit us for excess baggage.
I'm of to Cote D'Zur to do the Roc D'Zur MTB race. Friday is a 42k loop and Sunday is a 58k loop. I'm looking forward to racing against the lickityslipe peepe le pews "Bonjour" "Ask me b***ocks frenchie" how the hell do say "rider up" in le frenchie is the International "get outta the f***ing way ya b***ocks" hahahaahaaha or is there a more polite way?
Anyway I will let you know how I get on, I have all me Epic gear spanky clean and even borrowed RL's gillet which is very shexy!!!!
coming back from france there in august the frenchies wouldn't let me on with a 38kg bag - said 32kg was the max they were allowed to take. Never weighed it in dublin. Luckily we mananged to arrange everything into the proper bag-to-weight ratio
Ah yea, rub it in why don't you ya fecker, just when the rain arrives here your ****ing off to the south of France. In all seriousness though, goodluck..
tech sections are you mad ? its the Roc d'asewer you will be surrounded by 5,000 bovril reeking xc goobers..you'll go mad at the start with all the c-3pos beeping as their Garmins kick in !!
then all the french ladies waving their squirrels at you ( underarm hair) !! and shouting at you in French..
just shout back at them
"cailinbainnebuachaillmadrafinmcoolslanabhaile !!" that really freaks them out, they'll think you're Norwegian !