Off to Roc..........

Well my fellow Epicurian's I'm all packed,bike,bike gear,gear and all other crap like a hair dryer in me bike bag for me misses so scumbags Ryanair dont hit us for excess baggage.

I'm of to Cote D'Zur to do the Roc D'Zur MTB race. Friday is a 42k loop and Sunday is a 58k loop. I'm looking forward to racing against the lickityslipe peepe le pews "Bonjour" "Ask me b***ocks frenchie" how the hell do say "rider up" in le frenchie is the International "get outta the f***ing way ya b***ocks" hahahaahaaha or is there a more polite way?

Anyway I will let you know how I get on, I have all me Epic gear spanky clean and even borrowed RL's gillet which is very shexy!!!!

Good luck see you all soon!!!

Goober Smithers:)
careful with the weight of your bike bag.

coming back from france there in august the frenchies wouldn't let me on with a 38kg bag - said 32kg was the max they were allowed to take. Never weighed it in dublin. Luckily we mananged to arrange everything into the proper bag-to-weight ratio

and now i hear Ryanair have upped the price to €40 each way and decreased the weight to 20kgs. You probably booked it before they brought this in though.
http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/faqs.php?sect=CHARGES
Best of luck buddy!

Just remember:

-Je suis partout vous aime une éruption

-Cavalier vers le haut
good luck darragh
I have your number so might give you a call.
I'll be in San rafael wherever the f that is.
Thanks Lads, i will be throwing the hairdryer in the bin if they try to charge me!!!

Luke please translate!!

MacNipples san raff is where the main event is !!!

French Porno je suis stickityinme le peeeuuu ala plop!!!
It's called pornot when the French do it.

Good luck Smithers, you're a legend, give it les chausettes!
Ah yea, rub it in why don't you ya fecker, just when the rain arrives here your ****ing off to the south of France. In all seriousness though, goodluck..
do what i do when I'm drunk in Franche, just go around shouting " cherchez le femme!!!" make sure your pants are down around your ankles ..
Will that work on the tech sections, pull me pants off and shout "cherchez le femme"?
tech sections are you mad ? its the Roc d'asewer you will be surrounded by 5,000 bovril reeking xc goobers..you'll go mad at the start with all the c-3pos beeping as their Garmins kick in !!
then all the french ladies waving their squirrels at you ( underarm hair) !! and shouting at you in French..
just shout back at them
"cailinbainnebuachaillmadrafinmcoolslanabhaile !!" that really freaks them out, they'll think you're Norwegian !
Thats a plan freak them out !!! Squirrels you are Funny you really are!!!!!

See ya later Coach!!!!
Originally posted by Luke View Post
Best of luck buddy!

Just remember:

-Je suis partout vous aime une éruption

-Cavalier vers le haut
- I'm all over you like a rash

- Rider up
Well my fellow Epicurian's I'm all packed,bike,bike gear,gear and all other crap like a hair dryer in me bike bag for me misses so scumbags Ryanair dont hit us for excess baggage.

I'm of to Cote D'Zur to do the Roc D'Zur MTB race. Friday is a 42k loop and Sunday is a 58k loop. I'm looking forward to racing against the lickityslipe peepe le pews "Bonjour" "Ask me b***ocks frenchie" how the hell do say "rider up" in le frenchie is the International "get outta the f***ing way ya b***ocks" hahahaahaaha or is there a more polite way?

Anyway I will let you know how I get on, I have all me Epic gear spanky clean and even borrowed RL's gillet which is very shexy!!!!

Good luck see you all soon!!!

Goober Smithers:)
careful with the weight of your bike bag.

coming back from france there in august the frenchies wouldn't let me on with a 38kg bag - said 32kg was the max they were allowed to take. Never weighed it in dublin. Luckily we mananged to arrange everything into the proper bag-to-weight ratio

and now i hear Ryanair have upped the price to €40 each way and decreased the weight to 20kgs. You probably booked it before they brought this in though.
http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/faqs.php?sect=CHARGES
Best of luck buddy!

Just remember:

-Je suis partout vous aime une éruption

-Cavalier vers le haut
good luck darragh
I have your number so might give you a call.
I'll be in San rafael wherever the f that is.
Thanks Lads, i will be throwing the hairdryer in the bin if they try to charge me!!!

Luke please translate!!

MacNipples san raff is where the main event is !!!

French Porno je suis stickityinme le peeeuuu ala plop!!!
It's called pornot when the French do it.

Good luck Smithers, you're a legend, give it les chausettes!
Ah yea, rub it in why don't you ya fecker, just when the rain arrives here your ****ing off to the south of France. In all seriousness though, goodluck..
do what i do when I'm drunk in Franche, just go around shouting " cherchez le femme!!!" make sure your pants are down around your ankles ..
Will that work on the tech sections, pull me pants off and shout "cherchez le femme"?
tech sections are you mad ? its the Roc d'asewer you will be surrounded by 5,000 bovril reeking xc goobers..you'll go mad at the start with all the c-3pos beeping as their Garmins kick in !!
then all the french ladies waving their squirrels at you ( underarm hair) !! and shouting at you in French..
just shout back at them
"cailinbainnebuachaillmadrafinmcoolslanabhaile !!" that really freaks them out, they'll think you're Norwegian !
Thats a plan freak them out !!! Squirrels you are Funny you really are!!!!!

See ya later Coach!!!!
Originally posted by Luke View Post
Best of luck buddy!

Just remember:

-Je suis partout vous aime une éruption

-Cavalier vers le haut
- I'm all over you like a rash

- Rider up
Well my fellow Epicurian's I'm all packed,bike,bike gear,gear and all other crap like a hair dryer in me bike bag for me misses so scumbags Ryanair dont hit us for excess baggage.

I'm of to Cote D'Zur to do the Roc D'Zur MTB race. Friday is a 42k loop and Sunday is a 58k loop. I'm looking forward to racing against the lickityslipe peepe le pews "Bonjour" "Ask me b***ocks frenchie" how the hell do say "rider up" in le frenchie is the International "get outta the f***ing way ya b***ocks" hahahaahaaha or is there a more polite way?

Anyway I will let you know how I get on, I have all me Epic gear spanky clean and even borrowed RL's gillet which is very shexy!!!!

Good luck see you all soon!!!

Goober Smithers:)
careful with the weight of your bike bag.

coming back from france there in august the frenchies wouldn't let me on with a 38kg bag - said 32kg was the max they were allowed to take. Never weighed it in dublin. Luckily we mananged to arrange everything into the proper bag-to-weight ratio

and now i hear Ryanair have upped the price to €40 each way and decreased the weight to 20kgs. You probably booked it before they brought this in though.
http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/faqs.php?sect=CHARGES
Best of luck buddy!

Just remember:

-Je suis partout vous aime une éruption

-Cavalier vers le haut
good luck darragh
I have your number so might give you a call.
I'll be in San rafael wherever the f that is.
Thanks Lads, i will be throwing the hairdryer in the bin if they try to charge me!!!

Luke please translate!!

MacNipples san raff is where the main event is !!!

French Porno je suis stickityinme le peeeuuu ala plop!!!
It's called pornot when the French do it.

Good luck Smithers, you're a legend, give it les chausettes!
Ah yea, rub it in why don't you ya fecker, just when the rain arrives here your ****ing off to the south of France. In all seriousness though, goodluck..
do what i do when I'm drunk in Franche, just go around shouting " cherchez le femme!!!" make sure your pants are down around your ankles ..
Will that work on the tech sections, pull me pants off and shout "cherchez le femme"?
tech sections are you mad ? its the Roc d'asewer you will be surrounded by 5,000 bovril reeking xc goobers..you'll go mad at the start with all the c-3pos beeping as their Garmins kick in !!
then all the french ladies waving their squirrels at you ( underarm hair) !! and shouting at you in French..
just shout back at them
"cailinbainnebuachaillmadrafinmcoolslanabhaile !!" that really freaks them out, they'll think you're Norwegian !
Thats a plan freak them out !!! Squirrels you are Funny you really are!!!!!

See ya later Coach!!!!
Originally posted by Luke View Post
Best of luck buddy!

Just remember:

-Je suis partout vous aime une éruption

-Cavalier vers le haut
- I'm all over you like a rash

- Rider up
Well my fellow Epicurian's I'm all packed,bike,bike gear,gear and all other crap like a hair dryer in me bike bag for me misses so scumbags Ryanair dont hit us for excess baggage.

I'm of to Cote D'Zur to do the Roc D'Zur MTB race. Friday is a 42k loop and Sunday is a 58k loop. I'm looking forward to racing against the lickityslipe peepe le pews "Bonjour" "Ask me b***ocks frenchie" how the hell do say "rider up" in le frenchie is the International "get outta the f***ing way ya b***ocks" hahahaahaaha or is there a more polite way?

Anyway I will let you know how I get on, I have all me Epic gear spanky clean and even borrowed RL's gillet which is very shexy!!!!

Good luck see you all soon!!!

Goober Smithers:)
careful with the weight of your bike bag.

coming back from france there in august the frenchies wouldn't let me on with a 38kg bag - said 32kg was the max they were allowed to take. Never weighed it in dublin. Luckily we mananged to arrange everything into the proper bag-to-weight ratio

and now i hear Ryanair have upped the price to €40 each way and decreased the weight to 20kgs. You probably booked it before they brought this in though.
http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/faqs.php?sect=CHARGES
Best of luck buddy!

Just remember:

-Je suis partout vous aime une éruption

-Cavalier vers le haut
good luck darragh
I have your number so might give you a call.
I'll be in San rafael wherever the f that is.
Thanks Lads, i will be throwing the hairdryer in the bin if they try to charge me!!!

Luke please translate!!

MacNipples san raff is where the main event is !!!

French Porno je suis stickityinme le peeeuuu ala plop!!!
It's called pornot when the French do it.

Good luck Smithers, you're a legend, give it les chausettes!
Ah yea, rub it in why don't you ya fecker, just when the rain arrives here your ****ing off to the south of France. In all seriousness though, goodluck..
do what i do when I'm drunk in Franche, just go around shouting " cherchez le femme!!!" make sure your pants are down around your ankles ..
Will that work on the tech sections, pull me pants off and shout "cherchez le femme"?
tech sections are you mad ? its the Roc d'asewer you will be surrounded by 5,000 bovril reeking xc goobers..you'll go mad at the start with all the c-3pos beeping as their Garmins kick in !!
then all the french ladies waving their squirrels at you ( underarm hair) !! and shouting at you in French..
just shout back at them
"cailinbainnebuachaillmadrafinmcoolslanabhaile !!" that really freaks them out, they'll think you're Norwegian !
Thats a plan freak them out !!! Squirrels you are Funny you really are!!!!!

See ya later Coach!!!!
Originally posted by Luke View Post
Best of luck buddy!

Just remember:

-Je suis partout vous aime une éruption

-Cavalier vers le haut
- I'm all over you like a rash

- Rider up