Hello, can we get a timer for tomorrow, i will do the manual one as my knee is feckered..so a clever computer person can do the lap top..
Why do I have to do this every week..?
Well I was going to race, or do timing, but unfortunately some golf has intervened. And there is some honour involved - gentleman's honour you know. So I'm sure you'll all understand.
If I promise to do timing next week would that make it all better?
the forum expletive-moderation technology must have been working overtime on Oz's post, but seriously Basil, look at the upset you cause with that dirty word, I can't even bring myself to type it....
Nice one Alan, and I thought I could be provocative, what out though, Richie has his eyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee on you, although he could never catch you with his duff knee.
What makes you think i can't quietly encourage somebody to go after Alan and teach him a golfing lesson hes unlikely to forget while my knee recovers..the funny thing is I was limping around the warehouse today and it went pop and now feels much better..