Tonights race tactics

My plan is to nail 14 minute lap, I'm only 6 seconds away. I've studied Robins video for hours and after careful analysis I've concluded I need to go faster. I've put an extra 5 psi in each tyre and have a gel ready for insertion 30 minutes before the race. Can't wait.

Too right Don, I've decided - no messing- 40 PSI front & rear beacuse I'm now officially 'deadly' (sub 16.30 lap is the qualifier).

I studied Robin's vid too, I've concluded that pulling up behind someone & being polite will get you everywhere - it was like a magical spell 'Excuse me' says the master-conjourer & the rider infront is left powerless to the charm and is subsequently passed out at a ferocious rate. well . . .

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ye pair of nuts......

pair of gickstabbers you mean !!

Depending on where you're planning to 'insert' the gel, you may have varying degrees of success with this tactic...

Now Marc, the gel is for oral insertion, the other orifice is reserved for my secret weapon, gorse up the hoop.

Don is laying it down, so I will too. I'm dropping 2psi on the front and adding it back to the rear. Got the light fast tires on (please don't rain, please) and I'll gun for closer to a 10... May not happen with traffic, but sure we'll see :)

I'm also hydrating like a mad yoke, but it's not coming out, can men suffer from water retention?

Remove the gorse from your hole and let it out that way hahahahahaha!!!

imagine there is a sly butcher chasing you down.
remember i'm on timing so taking bribes already

there must be a clinic somewhere for you people ?

You're like the opposite of Braveheart, now he could give a speech to rouse the troops and get the arses out. All we get is "you people", "gickstabbers" and the like, what about loyalty, respect, I'll nay show my arse to you!

Yeh next door to the turrets one you go to!!!

**** off you, i'm self medicating !!