Kamikazie Apache Charge Sundays

Its been a while since we did one of those...Beatin down through the wickla heather at speed, no idea what the jazaz was ahead of you, how big the holes were...they were some crack...Bodies battered bruised, that look "did we just bleedin do that" on everyone face...I need a fix...
I moved this in to the Members section, Coillte are on the warpath at the moment. besides, you love the road too much, you wouldn't last 10 yards !!
I'm conflicted about apaches. I like to know what I am riding into, or at least see what the hell is going on. Where is the skill in riding into an hole? You can achieve the apache effect by going into your shed, switching off the light, and taking a hammer to your bike and yourself.

Having said that they are some craic!
Coillte me arse, not there heather the other stuff doh...I wouldnt last 10 yards!! Well we will just have to see about that then my learnerd friend...We can do it while Don sit in his shed stroking his hammer cheering on jedward to win the eurovision...
You're on redneck !! I have just the one for you..stay tuned..don't forget now, the MTB is the one with the real brakes !!
i used to live in a shed...i might well end up living in a shed again...my shed is green...i like my shed...