Fcuk me , we should do one night a month..just for the craic.
Me , Bon and Roo hit the road early Saturday and after Brunch in McDonalds in Longford ( why is there a longford ?) we rendezvoued in Miami on the Shannon , that place has changed since I was there 35 years ago..where we met Mr " put the Lotion in the basket " outside his pub..my god..this guys neck was wider than his head.
So after Cornettoes, we hit the road to Sligo and some gnarly surftime but then the call came through that we were in fact going to a Driving range to fire golfballs at a fence instead of Surfing..
heheheh..
Baron Von Mulchrone put an end to that fantasy and we headed for Ballymotes answer to the mekon Delta..
well two fields and a swamp and some paintballs..
Mother of god,,i thought we were after HALO jumping into downtown srebninitza or Eurochechnya in Tallaght ! 1 half starved Polovakian, a greasy looking macedonian hilltribesman complete with scarred face and Ms Bullets in the Balkans 2004 greeted us !
Sanwiched between 2 rickety portaloos was a slice of the INLA training ground.
So after a couple of splatter,ping,splatter ping ouch , we came to the funniest feckin thing I've seen in years..
Roo DeVoy, Military Strategist came up with a plan for our team..
get one of the pallets lying around and charge at the lads guarding the flag grab the flag while me and BON and a couple of Damos mates kept him covered.
In the meantime me and BON had wandered off in to the Woods ..
Next thing we hear Roos girlie screams..
He was after running staright at Enemy Camp with Damo and Alfie waiting for him..where he was paintballed to withing an inch of his life by Alfie and fell on the ground with Alfie repeatedly shooting him in the arse as he squirmed along the ground..
He spent the next 2omins in the safety zone sobbing !!
Then Damos brother brought us to a massive church to stay in filled wall to wall with saucy bints on Hen Weekends !!
Then to a fancy restaurant and to a few pubs and a nightclub called shenanigans ..where I tried to force some lad to give me Oral sex !!
I drank way too much and had a great time !! But I am never drinking again !
half naked in a night CLub at nearly 50 years of age..my old man would be proud !
Me , Bon and Roo hit the road early Saturday and after Brunch in McDonalds in Longford ( why is there a longford ?) we rendezvoued in Miami on the Shannon , that place has changed since I was there 35 years ago..where we met Mr " put the Lotion in the basket " outside his pub..my god..this guys neck was wider than his head.
So after Cornettoes, we hit the road to Sligo and some gnarly surftime but then the call came through that we were in fact going to a Driving range to fire golfballs at a fence instead of Surfing..
heheheh..
Baron Von Mulchrone put an end to that fantasy and we headed for Ballymotes answer to the mekon Delta..
well two fields and a swamp and some paintballs..
Mother of god,,i thought we were after HALO jumping into downtown srebninitza or Eurochechnya in Tallaght ! 1 half starved Polovakian, a greasy looking macedonian hilltribesman complete with scarred face and Ms Bullets in the Balkans 2004 greeted us !
Sanwiched between 2 rickety portaloos was a slice of the INLA training ground.
So after a couple of splatter,ping,splatter ping ouch , we came to the funniest feckin thing I've seen in years..
Roo DeVoy, Military Strategist came up with a plan for our team..
get one of the pallets lying around and charge at the lads guarding the flag grab the flag while me and BON and a couple of Damos mates kept him covered.
In the meantime me and BON had wandered off in to the Woods ..
Next thing we hear Roos girlie screams..
He was after running staright at Enemy Camp with Damo and Alfie waiting for him..where he was paintballed to withing an inch of his life by Alfie and fell on the ground with Alfie repeatedly shooting him in the arse as he squirmed along the ground..
He spent the next 2omins in the safety zone sobbing !!
Then Damos brother brought us to a massive church to stay in filled wall to wall with saucy bints on Hen Weekends !!
Then to a fancy restaurant and to a few pubs and a nightclub called shenanigans ..where I tried to force some lad to give me Oral sex !!
I drank way too much and had a great time !! But I am never drinking again !
half naked in a night CLub at nearly 50 years of age..my old man would be proud !
Attached Files