Potentially spin of the year, whatever the weather. If i was not committed to cheering on the wife and her mom in the mini marathon I'd be there like a shot.
thats a whipping offence..when i see men beaten down into second class citizens like you Don, I wonder how we ever survived British Rule, The Famine, Fair City and Gay Byrne.
You are letting the side down once again, this along with your addiction to the MAD forum is going on the wall of Shame.
You along with Jack are the only male members of EPIC I have never seen unshaven..I have my suspicions though.
I hate that Mini Marathon nonsense...a mini marathon is something dwarves or midgets do ..
I have often been lurking in Tescos buying Wine and Chicken Nuggets and I have heard ladies voices talking about "The Marathon " I assume when I turn around they will be sleek female robots with thousand yard stares but no, its always two Marathon sized bints wrapped in Cotton tracksuits pushing trolleys loaded with Low Fat Mayonaise and Diet Coke..
However..
Is Catherine wearing short shorts and how the hell did you manage to bag a hottie like her in the first place ? and tell her if she ever gets sick of a man who brushes his teeth , uses deoderant and whose knuckles don't drag along the floor tell her to give me a shout , just don't tell Carol or I'll be in big trouble !