Sunday 1st August Scarrrrrrrrrr 10.00am Glendo

Ok..due to peer pressure I'm not going Northward..so its Scarr and then down the dangerous side !!! over to the ewoks and down kevins !
Oh my god..could it be any deadlier !!
You better belive it won't be !!
Thursday night racers only please !!
That'll teach you slackers !!
I think they will be glad they dont race this sounds like the spin of death, and I meen death, Kevins way is fkin lethal it was the last time I went down it bodies everywhere and RL fkin us from a hieght!!!! hahahaahhaa cant wait!!
don't forget Orla..she should be there as well !! if we are Spartacans she must be Buffy !!!
Seeing as Shona has forsaken us and Carol and Silvia are banjoed !!
The women or womens are always welcome on Spartacan tours of wikleh!!! I was goin to say Sparticuns but thats a bad word in the eyess of the women or womens!
I think Shona is after falling in love and Sylvia has a hurty shoulder like Carol !!
Sure if we understood women we wouldn't need The Porno !!
Who is this Porno you talk off, sounds like a thing Max Power would know about..........well?

Thats a fkin great name though Max Power "yes Homer YOU can DO it" hhahahaahaa
I could change your name to Knickers if you like or Gickers or Benny the Bender !! or Don the Lickarse !! or Flannel or Tomatoe or elbow or sideboard or bag or left or Splodge or gunt or sleh or bleh or irene or whatever !!
see! this is what happens when you miss a club race.... Richie starts making up stories about you!!!
i've about one spin a week in me these days;-( but i'll try to make this
well that was the schizzlelak !!
Only me,Alfie,Brendan,Killian,Smivvers and Jack turned up for one of the best spins yet !!
Up Scarr via the Road and the singletrack with Killian pushing the pace !!
bone dry up Scarr..
then down Scarr the deadly way through the swamp..the savage singletrack..met about 12 young girls in hotpants !! asking us for directions !!
I swear we thought it was the start of a Porno !!
We tore ourselves away from them and went back along the road back up Scarr after the Nymphs..well only to the WW ,,down this..the savage left hander where Smivvy did a savage endo right in front of the Camera !!
Across the WW and around Brockagh and the jungle of death !! Jeebus ..
Down the Ewoks after losing Killian to a torn rear mech !
The Ewoks bone dry at high speed !! up the tarmac and down St Kevins..woohoo gnarly dude !!
That was it..savage craic as usual..I swear these fierce Freeride spins are getting longer, faster and harder and more craic !!
Brendan and his MOD theories and how we are all going to Burning Man with him next year..
we'll be wearing just boots and gas masks..keep an eye out for us at The Blast this year !!
Some craic !!
Thanks to the 5 of you (Jack, Killian,Smithers, Alfie and Richie)for a brilliant spin interspaced with a lot of non PC chat and jokes etc. !!. No injuries apart from a few ant bites to myself and I even learned what Alfie,s new favourite colour is.....yellow

p.s. its actually MOOP "matter out of place" not matter out of dimention ( MOOD ) as I said ......
thats was a deadly spin, my lack of biking made it tough going but it is one of my favorite spins so had to push on. Bar the odd puncture and the lost girls it was non stop.. savage

cheers lads
sorry Brendan !! MOOP it is so !! I found my gas mask, so I'm all set for the Blasty Burning Man!
!! Wait a minute..aren't I the Byrner Man !!!
Ok..due to peer pressure I'm not going Northward..so its Scarr and then down the dangerous side !!! over to the ewoks and down kevins !
Oh my god..could it be any deadlier !!
You better belive it won't be !!
Thursday night racers only please !!
That'll teach you slackers !!
I think they will be glad they dont race this sounds like the spin of death, and I meen death, Kevins way is fkin lethal it was the last time I went down it bodies everywhere and RL fkin us from a hieght!!!! hahahaahhaa cant wait!!
don't forget Orla..she should be there as well !! if we are Spartacans she must be Buffy !!!
Seeing as Shona has forsaken us and Carol and Silvia are banjoed !!
The women or womens are always welcome on Spartacan tours of wikleh!!! I was goin to say Sparticuns but thats a bad word in the eyess of the women or womens!
I think Shona is after falling in love and Sylvia has a hurty shoulder like Carol !!
Sure if we understood women we wouldn't need The Porno !!
Who is this Porno you talk off, sounds like a thing Max Power would know about..........well?

Thats a fkin great name though Max Power "yes Homer YOU can DO it" hhahahaahaa
I could change your name to Knickers if you like or Gickers or Benny the Bender !! or Don the Lickarse !! or Flannel or Tomatoe or elbow or sideboard or bag or left or Splodge or gunt or sleh or bleh or irene or whatever !!
see! this is what happens when you miss a club race.... Richie starts making up stories about you!!!
i've about one spin a week in me these days;-( but i'll try to make this
well that was the schizzlelak !!
Only me,Alfie,Brendan,Killian,Smivvers and Jack turned up for one of the best spins yet !!
Up Scarr via the Road and the singletrack with Killian pushing the pace !!
bone dry up Scarr..
then down Scarr the deadly way through the swamp..the savage singletrack..met about 12 young girls in hotpants !! asking us for directions !!
I swear we thought it was the start of a Porno !!
We tore ourselves away from them and went back along the road back up Scarr after the Nymphs..well only to the WW ,,down this..the savage left hander where Smivvy did a savage endo right in front of the Camera !!
Across the WW and around Brockagh and the jungle of death !! Jeebus ..
Down the Ewoks after losing Killian to a torn rear mech !
The Ewoks bone dry at high speed !! up the tarmac and down St Kevins..woohoo gnarly dude !!
That was it..savage craic as usual..I swear these fierce Freeride spins are getting longer, faster and harder and more craic !!
Brendan and his MOD theories and how we are all going to Burning Man with him next year..
we'll be wearing just boots and gas masks..keep an eye out for us at The Blast this year !!
Some craic !!
Thanks to the 5 of you (Jack, Killian,Smithers, Alfie and Richie)for a brilliant spin interspaced with a lot of non PC chat and jokes etc. !!. No injuries apart from a few ant bites to myself and I even learned what Alfie,s new favourite colour is.....yellow

p.s. its actually MOOP "matter out of place" not matter out of dimention ( MOOD ) as I said ......
thats was a deadly spin, my lack of biking made it tough going but it is one of my favorite spins so had to push on. Bar the odd puncture and the lost girls it was non stop.. savage

cheers lads
sorry Brendan !! MOOP it is so !! I found my gas mask, so I'm all set for the Blasty Burning Man!
!! Wait a minute..aren't I the Byrner Man !!!