How wide is too wide....(hadnlebars before the ladies get excited)

These days its all about the twitter even Byrner is turning his hand to the Twitter machine. SO this popped up this evening and thought I'd share with the group.




Superstar components have released a bar at 915. If anyone runs these at this size you are a complete bell end.

They call it the Yardstick apparently, so is 915 just a step up in the mickey measuring contest for those that like wider bars. What's normal or there abouts? Or is being a bell end the way forward ( Again we're talking handlebars before Byrner gets the camera out)



wide bars are fookin stupid..the way i see it, handlebars should be as wide as they need to be...if you can't get through the fence at the bottom of the Quarry trail with your bars then you are a gimp and a slave to magazines..
Try to keep up with the likes of Damo, Alfie, Joe, Robin or Oisin on there non racing bikes and see how wide your bars are make no difference.
Robin Seymour won the greatest Blast in History on his Winter hack bike, a bog standard Giant trance with ordinary bars, spds, odd grips, gummy cables, jumpy gears and a saddle with teethmarks in it. He beat World Cup racers half his age on high tech machines that cost 5 times the price of his going to the shops bike..
ask my ancient ginger ringpiece..
I am so tired of people fiddling with their bars, their tyres and all manner of fookin accessory to try and make themselves a better rider..just go out, throw your leg over the poxy bike and snot yourselves a few times pushing your limits and stop reading magazine articles written by ****sucking bike journos who couldnt ride their way out of a turkish brothel ..
what the fcuk are you worrying about the width of your bars for anyway ? Unless you are going to use them as a fooking walking stick !!!!!
I'm not worried at all about my bars, I just though you could do with a bit of a rant that didn't involve Coillte :) And knew this would hit the mark just right.
Originally posted by Byrner View Post
wide bars are fookin stupid..the way i see it, handlebars should be as wide as they need to be...if you can't get through the fence at the bottom of the Quarry trail with your bars then you are a gimp and a slave to magazines..
Try to keep up with the likes of Damo, Alfie, Joe, Robin or Oisin on there non racing bikes and see how wide your bars are make no difference.
Robin Seymour won the greatest Blast in History on his Winter hack bike, a bog standard Giant trance with ordinary bars, spds, odd grips, gummy cables, jumpy gears and a saddle with teethmarks in it. He beat World Cup racers half his age on high tech machines that cost 5 times the price of his going to the shops bike..
ask my ancient ginger ringpiece..
I am so tired of people fiddling with their bars, their tyres and all manner of fookin accessory to try and make themselves a better rider..just go out, throw your leg over the poxy bike and snot yourselves a few times pushing your limits and stop reading magazine articles written by ****sucking bike journos who couldnt ride their way out of a turkish brothel ..
hahahahahahahaahahahaha best reply on this forum for a fookin age, Ringpiece, turkish brothal hahahahaahahaaha ahhh jeasus Byrne you craic me up:D:);D
you're a true friend Adrian ..a true friend..the rest of them just buy me drink and set me off !!
That's some funny stuff there Byrner!

After years of number crunching I have concluded 660-700 is the sweet spot for EPIC spins. Any wider is madness unless you are duking it out with Greg and Dan, and any narrower is looking for trouble. And remember, measure once, cut twice, measure again, cut again, get a new hacksaw blade, try the Black and Decker, don't breath in the carbon dust, cut again, chuck what's left in the bin, call Alfie or Al.
Shame Rossco isn't here to tell the story of his new carbon SIDs and the steerer tube guesstimation /cutting antics
Originally posted by Adria View Post
Well for the time of year that's in it, know your self out

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