Cheap (but tedious) method to cure chain suck

if you have a file and time to spare then off you go

you should be shot for that .

What next, gluing new nobblies onto old tyres? This time last year I was bathing in Louis Roederer Cristal and eating Quails eggs for breakfast, now its feckin Radox and Crunchy Nut corn flakes.

no sir, you've tried that already, haven't you?
oh yessss, you Newtownian-nobble-fiddler, yes you have!!

Don, how do you now when you've been knobbled?

Be nice, I still have a rake of lovely left over timber fencing looking for a new home/trail.

really Don, i'll have that off you !!

feck off, he asked me, you'd only end-up nailing the timber to your baguette bike to hold it together

my apologies..I actually wanted it for some fence repair work I was carrying out..I'd hate to stand between a failed priest and his timber jizziling !!

I'd prefer the term 'Judas' Priest if that's ok by you

Don - give him a few planks or he'll get all vexed