recessionary swap. Good Guitar for Good bike

Anyone want a USA 1996 black, rosewood neck Fender stratocaster guitar will swap for a good DH/FR bike?

Have too many guitars & not enough bikes.

Guitar is your regular USA standard edition that Fender have been making for years - this one just happens to be a Fender 50th anniversary, its actual value is difficult to ascertain as these things are more about who wants it & know's it's intrinsic value- it's from Manny's in New York, where incidentally Jimi Hendrix got his guitars. It's in perfect nick, & is totally stock. Unlike bikes where everything is changed a guitar is obviously more valued if nothing is - so, I haven't. Changed anything.

PM me if your actually interested - if not post unrelated replies verging on the obscene. But do try ever so much to make them funny. Ever so.

I'll give you 22y/sq of Spanish slate for it, but I will need €125 as well...

Thanks for the offer of what is perhaps the deal of the century.

However living in rented accommodation I have no need for your superior quality tiles, new or secondhand. I do however have a business opportunity for you- I recommend that you paint the tiles in various primary colours & sell them as a giant game of twister.

Imagine your mirth when the players tumble not onto a sheet of thin plastic over carpet, but some rock hard tiles, I’m laughing already! Remember to supply a camera to watch the action from a remote location, you don’t want to be there when the sh1t hits the fan.

Hey, everyone is having a good laugh about my tiles, so in the absence of a sale I have copyrighted all tile related mirth. Role in the royalties!

have a mate that doesn't ride anymore he has a giant ac with boxxers and fairly good spec xt, 6 pot brakes etc. Very little use probably still on original tires. He'd be fairly interested if you want to send me a pm

PM'd you AL, your buddy could be on the way to guitar heaven!

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images of the guitar here - in case you're wondering why I'm parting with such a good guitar, the thing is, I have 3 stratocasters they're all unique - however they do look alike, but if your a guitar player you'll know that they are all different, IMO the most recent of these vintage years are 1996 (fender anniversary & 2006 - a year from which I have 1 strat and 1 telecaster).

So, if you've ever wanted some guitar history & you have a FR / DH bike that you're not needing . . .