Feckin revolving grips on hack bike or self lowering saddle on the going to the gym CX bike...
Or trousers that don't fit anymore , my life seems to be under attack from invisible things intent on slipping things off or pulling things down !!
Thanks Victor , I love you man !! as for you mr Deathsknob..when I'm passing your feeble spanky arse in a couple of weeks , you'll get the full view of my new arseless lycra shorts...designed to show off my sculpted BumGuns !! oh yeah..I bet you won't be able to keep that image out of your head for the day !