Is anyone able to fix PC laptops, mine is slowing dieing on me and i need a second option on if its fecked or not.
also
Has anyone got a decent laptop they want to sell.
Thanks
also
Has anyone got a decent laptop they want to sell.
Thanks
PC laptop
Remove all the porn jack.
or
Wipe the HD and install linux- Ubuntu is good.
or
Wipe the HD and install linux- Ubuntu is good.
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Fishing 7.5, and Motorcycling 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I canât seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. Iâm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesnât work on Wife 1.0. Please help!!!!!!
THE REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is due to a very common problem that generates many complaints. It is due to a primary misconception generally by male users. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is merely a âUtilities and Entertainment programâ.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run everything! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to disallow this.
Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under âWarnings - Alimony/Child Support.â I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installing the background application C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire section regarding âGeneral Partnership Faults (GPFs).â You must assume all responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFâs are cyclical. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return too normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), Trash 4.0, and Do Bills 4.2.
You must, however, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen.
WARNING!!!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Fishing 7.5, and Motorcycling 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I canât seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. Iâm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesnât work on Wife 1.0. Please help!!!!!!
THE REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is due to a very common problem that generates many complaints. It is due to a primary misconception generally by male users. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is merely a âUtilities and Entertainment programâ.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run everything! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to disallow this.
Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under âWarnings - Alimony/Child Support.â I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installing the background application C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire section regarding âGeneral Partnership Faults (GPFs).â You must assume all responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFâs are cyclical. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return too normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), Trash 4.0, and Do Bills 4.2.
You must, however, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen.
WARNING!!!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
this must be from that new Sky TV program.."when fookin nerds go mad", look out for the follow up on BBC2 ( Byrners ******* Channel 2)
" When animals attack and eat nerds "
" When animals attack and eat nerds "
thats straight forward
just buy an external drive and put all your files on it.
then pop in your xp reinstalation disk, (thats if it is microsoft xp) if its like windows 98 throw it out...
follow the prompts on the xp restore disk, and reinstall xp, it will totally wipe everything so make sure you backup your files....
when u do all that ur pc will be like new.
If you not sure how to reinstall windows xp just google it and it will tell ya.
just buy an external drive and put all your files on it.
then pop in your xp reinstalation disk, (thats if it is microsoft xp) if its like windows 98 throw it out...
follow the prompts on the xp restore disk, and reinstall xp, it will totally wipe everything so make sure you backup your files....
when u do all that ur pc will be like new.
If you not sure how to reinstall windows xp just google it and it will tell ya.
cheers. i have done the C drive reformatting. but the keyboard and touch pad on the laptop still playing up. i think it might be the motherboard :(
WTF....
I hope for your sake you at least got a haircut..!!
I hope for your sake you at least got a haircut..!!
no haircut yet and broken laptop its a cruel life
Just open the window and fire it out, free your sole, live for the moment, be a rebel, etc etc,
For all the poor nerds, in answer to the problems encountered when running wife 0.1, you need to partition your hard drive so wife 0.1 is kept in its place. Itâs also worth limiting the resources made available to the system, if it has been properly partitioned it should not be aware of the true level of resources available. Perhaps introduce some viruses, like Baby 0.1, Baby 0.2, Baby 0.3, etc. These should fully occupy wife 0.1 allowing other programmes like mistress 3.1, hard drinking 7.0 and random weekends away 3.2, to run effectively. It can be hard to manage but there are some good techniqal manuals available such as âWife for Dummiesâ, âTreat mean, keep keen, all you need to know about Wife 0.1â. If all this fails try an upgrade, usually Wife 0.1 is quite good at detecting competing programmes, however there is âher sister 2.1â this programme is familiar with the operations of wife 0.1 and is quite effective at avoiding detection.
For all the poor nerds, in answer to the problems encountered when running wife 0.1, you need to partition your hard drive so wife 0.1 is kept in its place. Itâs also worth limiting the resources made available to the system, if it has been properly partitioned it should not be aware of the true level of resources available. Perhaps introduce some viruses, like Baby 0.1, Baby 0.2, Baby 0.3, etc. These should fully occupy wife 0.1 allowing other programmes like mistress 3.1, hard drinking 7.0 and random weekends away 3.2, to run effectively. It can be hard to manage but there are some good techniqal manuals available such as âWife for Dummiesâ, âTreat mean, keep keen, all you need to know about Wife 0.1â. If all this fails try an upgrade, usually Wife 0.1 is quite good at detecting competing programmes, however there is âher sister 2.1â this programme is familiar with the operations of wife 0.1 and is quite effective at avoiding detection.
jesus wept !