WANTED: Road forks and bars

The road bike has been out of action for too long now after my attempt at jumping some speed bumps so I need a new fork and bars for it to get it going again.
Nothing fancy, just something to do the trick, someone's got to have something lying in the shed they want rid of!

i have some forks ..Carbon they are and I may have some Bars as well !! i'll throw them in the Pug for Thursday !

What... No sagging? He said "road bike"....are you getting soft.

no ? No point in slagging Greg, hes a lost cause !!

I have a set of bars you can have for nothing. If you are about on Tuesday I can give them to you then.

Yeah but I broke the old ones by hucking a speed ramp to flat on my way home from the hospital with flats on so it's not as if I'm riding the bike like a roadie and being al soft and gay!

Thanks Richie, I'll be out on thursday alright so I'll grab them then.

Silvia, Yeah I'll be around on Tuesday, give me a text on 0872137903 and we'll arrange something, Thanks.

Piss Pot helmet and bleedin lycra.....what did 027 +353 do to the poor lad!!

Don't tell them I was in the lycra...they'd kill me....and Rory's a big lad!

That's like saying "Yes, I was in The George, wearing high heels and a skirt, but I was dancing to metallica.."

This coming from the lad who has 2 or 3 road bikes and is often seen in walking around proudly in lycra...I refuse to accept an insult from such a man!

I have 4 kids, so I can't have the gay...

That's a pretty good way of covering up the gay!