Yello dream machine CX bike for sale ( FOC)

Hello
i have a yella Dream machine for sale for nothing:
Its "Awful YelloW"
Its made of Aluminiumium
Fits 5'8" to 5'10" sorta person
has Dura ace Levers ( very nice )
Front brakes are ancient Dia Compe jobs
Rear Brakes are ancient Shimano Exage Mountain ( circa 1991)
Rear 105 Derailleur
Front derailleur Shimano XX ( no really)
Handlebars - Unobtainium 2
Stem - Black
Seat post - lapierre Black
Saddle - Black
comes with brand new road tyres but I have a pair of deadly cx tyres to go with it for no extra charge of f*ck all
Its in Eurocycles on the Longmile road..first to see will buy !!
Buyer beware..I am giveing this away, its not pretty but will make a fine Commuter bike for somebody..
Once belonged to the famous Joe mcCall !!
Don't even think about haggling or asking to swap a Kona coiler/stinky for it or asking for photos !!
and no I won't take a kona stinky/coiler and cash for it !!
i'll come back to you on that Sprocket..demand is high and the price may go up to a pint of guinness !!
bump !
Will swap for a jet propelled skateboard, a Mexican passport or the code to Dons locker that contains his collection of Pringle Jumpers and Velour boxers !!
this is a great commuting bike..its free, sexy women will notice you in traffic ! Itinerant children will gape in awe at your splendidness !!
If there's no other takers (who are actually EPIC members) I could put it to good use...
you're welcome to it !! as a rule, EPIC members tend to be as irreverent as their leader, they know I would despise them if they took the Presidents bike for sentimental reasons !! so i assumed all along a non member would take it..its in Eurocycles on the Long Mile Road !
I thought this was some bike you found in the warehouse of eurocycles, I didn't know it was yours, is it the 'old yella' bike you had pictured with your acer on here ages ago, will you not miss the old yoke.
Well, I got Aul Yeller home, did some de-greasing and gave her some lube (fnarr fnarr) and took her for a ride (more fnarr fnarr).

Since I'm seperated I thought I had no one to give out to me. Then the housemate walked in...

"What?!?! Another feckin bike????"

Tis a fine yoke altogether..

Thanks Richie.
Just a quick update....

I've been cycling this beast to and from work through the back waters of Wexford for the last couple months. I regualarly get disparaging looks from the carbon fibre and spandex brigade...

but....

Me and Ole Yeller are doing the Mt Leinster Challenge on Saturday...

Biking on a budget..It's only brilliant.

Thanks again Richie.
Hello
i have a yella Dream machine for sale for nothing:
Its "Awful YelloW"
Its made of Aluminiumium
Fits 5'8" to 5'10" sorta person
has Dura ace Levers ( very nice )
Front brakes are ancient Dia Compe jobs
Rear Brakes are ancient Shimano Exage Mountain ( circa 1991)
Rear 105 Derailleur
Front derailleur Shimano XX ( no really)
Handlebars - Unobtainium 2
Stem - Black
Seat post - lapierre Black
Saddle - Black
comes with brand new road tyres but I have a pair of deadly cx tyres to go with it for no extra charge of f*ck all
Its in Eurocycles on the Longmile road..first to see will buy !!
Buyer beware..I am giveing this away, its not pretty but will make a fine Commuter bike for somebody..
Once belonged to the famous Joe mcCall !!
Don't even think about haggling or asking to swap a Kona coiler/stinky for it or asking for photos !!
and no I won't take a kona stinky/coiler and cash for it !!
i'll come back to you on that Sprocket..demand is high and the price may go up to a pint of guinness !!
bump !
Will swap for a jet propelled skateboard, a Mexican passport or the code to Dons locker that contains his collection of Pringle Jumpers and Velour boxers !!
this is a great commuting bike..its free, sexy women will notice you in traffic ! Itinerant children will gape in awe at your splendidness !!
If there's no other takers (who are actually EPIC members) I could put it to good use...
you're welcome to it !! as a rule, EPIC members tend to be as irreverent as their leader, they know I would despise them if they took the Presidents bike for sentimental reasons !! so i assumed all along a non member would take it..its in Eurocycles on the Long Mile Road !
I thought this was some bike you found in the warehouse of eurocycles, I didn't know it was yours, is it the 'old yella' bike you had pictured with your acer on here ages ago, will you not miss the old yoke.
Well, I got Aul Yeller home, did some de-greasing and gave her some lube (fnarr fnarr) and took her for a ride (more fnarr fnarr).

Since I'm seperated I thought I had no one to give out to me. Then the housemate walked in...

"What?!?! Another feckin bike????"

Tis a fine yoke altogether..

Thanks Richie.
Just a quick update....

I've been cycling this beast to and from work through the back waters of Wexford for the last couple months. I regualarly get disparaging looks from the carbon fibre and spandex brigade...

but....

Me and Ole Yeller are doing the Mt Leinster Challenge on Saturday...

Biking on a budget..It's only brilliant.

Thanks again Richie.