Wanted: Turbotrainer

Lads how come you are both "Mountainbike Golden God"s
One of you has to be an imposter, and i reckon it's the pole-ish dancer!
yeah i have to change Maxs to "disloyal eastern pig dog" and Oscars to " I love C0ck"
hey, there is a difference between disloyalty and 'getting to know your enemies for the next season' spin...

And who said the trainer was for me? I was going to to give it to one of hypohondriacs in the club who won't go out in the winter because his feet get cold!
Well if you don't want it Max then I'll gladly take it! You wont all be laughing when the roads are too icey and the hills are unaccessable.

Seriously though, if anyone else has a turbo trainer they don't want Ill take it, my last one exploded after 4 hours during my broken collarbone phase...
Just ban them all - them and their desire for turbo trainers. People have been banned for less!
Well if you use them right then it's better than breaking your wrist on an icy road and ending up being off the bike all winter!

And Gerry doesn't have a clue, sure he has red spokes, they're proven to be 5 seconds slower per km... let's see what he has to say to that!!
Originally posted by Masochst View Post
Just ban them all - them and their desire for turbo trainers. People have been banned for less!
that is a very compelling argument !
Originally posted by Byrner View Post
have you ever seen him lose the head ?
I haven't but I'd imagine it's similar to when Alan Ayling loses the head, but with less throwing of shoes and helmets and more stamping his feet.
Lads how come you are both "Mountainbike Golden God"s
One of you has to be an imposter, and i reckon it's the pole-ish dancer!
yeah i have to change Maxs to "disloyal eastern pig dog" and Oscars to " I love C0ck"
hey, there is a difference between disloyalty and 'getting to know your enemies for the next season' spin...

And who said the trainer was for me? I was going to to give it to one of hypohondriacs in the club who won't go out in the winter because his feet get cold!
Well if you don't want it Max then I'll gladly take it! You wont all be laughing when the roads are too icey and the hills are unaccessable.

Seriously though, if anyone else has a turbo trainer they don't want Ill take it, my last one exploded after 4 hours during my broken collarbone phase...
Just ban them all - them and their desire for turbo trainers. People have been banned for less!
Well if you use them right then it's better than breaking your wrist on an icy road and ending up being off the bike all winter!

And Gerry doesn't have a clue, sure he has red spokes, they're proven to be 5 seconds slower per km... let's see what he has to say to that!!
Originally posted by Masochst View Post
Just ban them all - them and their desire for turbo trainers. People have been banned for less!
that is a very compelling argument !
Originally posted by Byrner View Post
have you ever seen him lose the head ?
I haven't but I'd imagine it's similar to when Alan Ayling loses the head, but with less throwing of shoes and helmets and more stamping his feet.