Bent saddle rails

I must have driven over my bike or something, or I really need to loose weight as the rails on the saddle are bent over. Nothing a bench vice wouldn't fix, anyone got one who is willing to apply some brute force? Can bring it along tonight.

No wonder it's been so windy lately. You're bent rails have angered god!
Fix it quick before the floods come

you should be able to fix that ..however..I have loads of Felt saddles , you can have one if you want one !

I'll take one you wonderful Ginger man!

I'll find the best one..hopefully Ti Railed and all !

Do you have anything stronger, the last rails were Ti too! I refuse to believe my weight folded them, fecks sake....

no problem !