How to win at the Blast by Niall Davis

In the first of several interviews with Blasters..heres my first one with Niall Davis winner of 19 Blasts and aiming to win again this year !!
http://www.theepicblast.com/how-to-win.html

any first timers out there that would like to be interviewed by me ? I'll do a before and after .

I did the main blast last year and finished last, my goal this year is to try finish infront of at least one other person!

Fergal,10 milligrams of Stoke for that man !! STAT !!!!!!! last in the Blast..theres honour in that somewhere !!

there's no such thing as being last in the Blast
there's always some poor feck who secretly bursts himself and then becomes "at one the forest" and then a jump is built over his once-stoked corpse when he's discovered the following year....

Ah year I did pass out lots of lads who were broke up and had their bikes explode on them.

But for better or worse I was the last person to roll across the line alive nad in one piece.

As you said Richie there is some sort of honor in there some where, and by god I taking it!

I reckon if I had of used the body armour stuff Bren brought along for me I was in with a shot to win the thing, I'll be ready this year!

Adrian..I just realised that you were beaten by women..I think you need a mans man name..like Chad or Brad or Bernard..

How about the a moustache, that would butch me right up!

no , as Alfie says the only person who likes that is Carol..a moustache only makes you attractive to women over 45 and gay men..

At least your keeping your options open if Carol runs off with a younger better looking model like those young fellas who win the Blast.

Ahem !!

get up the yard, that Mullet of yours cancels out your Tache !!

that'll never happen ..shes been experienceing the byrner effect for 30 years..that changes a persons chemistry !!