Warning..dangerous mound of Gravel in Ballinastoe car park!!

So far this innocous pile of gravel has taken out 3 people..they shall remain nameless, however..
EPIC did not place it there nor did we use any of it for the Blast trail.We are not responsible for it , if you are gnarly enough to ride it and fall over the other side, I suggest you find out who put it there and warn them about it !!
Richie

Update on the very dangerous mound

Ok..myself and Sophie were down in Ballinastoe tonight and we inspected the very dangerous mound, we decided to upgrade its status to very, very dangerous..
when we rode our bikes in to Ballinastoe and looked across at it..we could clearly see that the back half of it was gone..
We knew then that only an insanely gnarly dude would even attempt it...
So after we did the old Blast trail in the rain , we did our damnedest to fight the urge to ride it..
Lucky us..I never even noticed the dangerous thing until I was riding away from it..lucky old me. Imagine the carnage if my gnar gland was hyperacting and I rode it..

Maybe we should knock it down, to stop riders going off it? or build some northshore off of it?

stay away from it Stewart..it'll have your eye out !! its way off out of the way but you'll be drawn to it and next thing you know you'll be using some artists easel to stop yourself hitting the ground..true story..a lady was painting the view in behind it and wallop..so next time you wouldn't know what could be behind it..maybes naked people making naked people grinding movements !!
For your own sake I'd just lie out on the road if you are looking for danger !!

Well I have many hurry bits to prove the mound is evil, as I was laying in heap I knew I was just not hardcore enough. See what I did there?

yes, I see what you did Don, you confused me with your "hurry bits"
what in the name of St Joseph of Gnar are hurry bits?
Furry bits?

curry bits?
bits of flied lice?

you huck-to-frat?
hah-so!

Furry bits are what you get when swollen fingers and iPod touches collide.

what did you do ? fall off your settee, choke on your Earl Grey, choke on Terrys Tiddler ?

Now that's just crude, Earl Gray indeed.

not as crude as your " Huck to Scutter " ..